Aug 07, 2004 02:46
My friend NiCk and I wanted to just have some fun with this douche, so we decided on a 3 way. Oh was it ever fun. The whole convo is here, plus commentary by me and NiCk. Now, I talked a bit before this, but hell, it wasn't anything important.
[slipknot girl for life] says:
heyhey
becoming says:
whats up?
[slipknot girl for life] says:
still nothing
[slipknot girl for life] says:
i want nicole to get on
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
YO
[slipknot girl for life] says:
Thressome with Joe
{K0rn Girl} says:
ok
Then he sent me a convo he had with joe, and said some shit about Mario.
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becoming says:
yeah she started talking to me and got offline all of the sudden
[slipknot girl for life] says:
hmm..
becoming says:
how come your waiting for her?
[slipknot girl for life] says:
i want to talk to her, and maybe we could do a little something
[slipknot girl for life] says:
the 3 of us
becoming says:
thats cool
[slipknot girl for life] says:
ok, ill brb
becoming says:
ok
[slipknot girl for life] says:
back
I'll see you another goodbye says:
ok
[slipknot girl for life] says:
nicole's on!
I'll see you another goodbye says:
cool
{K0rn Girl} has been added to the conversation.
I'll see you another goodbye has not been added to this conversation yet.
I'll see you another goodbye has been added to the conversation.
[slipknot girl for life] says:
hi nicole!
{K0rn Girl} says:
Hi!
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{K0rn Girl} says:
Shit i used caps
[slipknot girl for life] says:
no worries
[slipknot girl for life] says:
It was only on one word
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
joe!
I'll see you another goodbye says:
hey
[slipknot girl for life] says:
so.. you guys wanna get it on?
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
I don't like to beat around the bush
{K0rn Girl} says:
lol
[slipknot girl for life] says:
Oh
[slipknot girl for life] says:
And don't tell him I'm a guy
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I'll see you another goodbye says:
i was just really sad..but i think we could
[slipknot girl for life] says:
sad about what?
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*While the below is being typed*
{K0rn Girl} says:
shit man heys typing alot
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I'll see you another goodbye says:
i was just talking to my ex and i cheated on her and broke up with her and she cried and she was one of the sweetest girls i've ever met and i realized i'm a looser
{K0rn Girl} says:
aww your not a loser
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{K0rn Girl} says:
sick fuck
{K0rn Girl} says:
Cheating on his GF
{K0rn Girl} says:
my girlfriend would have bitchslaped me
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
no way
I'll see you another goodbye says:
i was being incrediably sweet to her just now it was insane
I'll see you another goodbye says:
i felt bad
I'll see you another goodbye says:
my brothers sleeping right next to me...
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{K0rn Girl} says:
gay
[slipknot girl for life] says:
totally
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
oh well
[slipknot girl for life] says:
type quiet
I'll see you another goodbye says:
ok
[slipknot girl for life] says:
so
[slipknot girl for life] says:
you got a boner?
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Shut the fuck up.
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I'll see you another goodbye says:
hmm.. i could have
I'll see you another goodbye says:
not right now anyways
[slipknot girl for life] says:
look at some pics of me and nicole
[slipknot girl for life] says:
:)
I'll see you another goodbye says:
:)
I'll see you another goodbye says:
your my background
[slipknot girl for life] says:
how sweet
[slipknot girl for life] says:
^.^
I'll see you another goodbye says:
its tiled too so i can see you twice
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{K0rn Girl} says:
HE LIKE J00 more!!!
[slipknot girl for life] says:
haha
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
im putting you as my bg
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Fuck that shit. I was trying to make conversation.
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I'll see you another goodbye says:
cool
I'll see you another goodbye says:
what about your bf
[slipknot girl for life] says:
he wont mind, seeing as hes not here
I'll see you another goodbye says:
you seem like the perfect fuck
[slipknot girl for life] says:
maybe
[slipknot girl for life] says:
^.-
I'll see you another goodbye says:
you keep rapeing me with your eyes
[slipknot girl for life] says:
i keep wishing you could rape me
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{K0rn Girl} says:
Whoa
{K0rn Girl} says:
Asking for rape eh?
[slipknot girl for life] says:
boo-ya
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I'll see you another goodbye says:
cant rape the willing but if you were to rape me it would be that much more intresting
I'll see you another goodbye says:
kinky
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{K0rn Girl} says:
How the fuck does a girl rape a guy?
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
hehe
[slipknot girl for life] says:
so, are you horny for me and nicole now?
I'll see you another goodbye says:
yes
{K0rn Girl} says:
then lets get these pants off
[slipknot girl for life] says:
hehe
[slipknot girl for life] says:
nicole, what are you wearing?
{K0rn Girl} says:
my midrift
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
what the fucks a middrift?
{K0rn Girl} says:
You know
{K0rn Girl} says:
shirt thats cut of at the waist
[slipknot girl for life] says:
oh
[slipknot girl for life] says:
ok
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{K0rn Girl} says:
and in my panties
[slipknot girl for life] says:
ive got a bra and a thong on
[slipknot girl for life] says:
getting wet for you
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{K0rn Girl} says:
oh shit i almost put im getting hard
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I'll see you another goodbye says:
i've got a big hot throbbing cock
{K0rn Girl} says:
can i suck it?
I'll see you another goodbye says:
you dont have to ask
[slipknot girl for life] says:
i guess ill get my strap on and give it to nicole in her tight wet pussy
{K0rn Girl} says:
i slowly slip you rock hard dick into my wet mouth i keep putting it in and out
{K0rn Girl} says:
then i go faster
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
slow down man
[slipknot girl for life] says:
I need to type, too
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
i get the strap on into and fuck you to the rythem of you sucking joes cock
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*After a long pause*
[slipknot girl for life] says:
ok, type something
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I'll see you another goodbye says:
my cock is twice as big both you are wet and begging for pleasure
{K0rn Girl} says:
after i wrap my tits around your big cock
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
say you suddenly have an orgasm from the strap on or somthing
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{K0rn Girl} says:
then i suddenly have an orgasm from michelle with the strap on
{K0rn Girl} says:
then i beg you to let me ride your cock
I'll see you another goodbye says:
i lay down..
{K0rn Girl} says:
i slowly mount you
[slipknot girl for life] says:
i beg for joe to lick my wet pussy, so i squat near his face
{K0rn Girl} says:
then i put your dick into my pussy it hurts a little but feels so good
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
let him eply
[slipknot girl for life] says:
fuck, he's a slow ass typer
{K0rn Girl} says:
indeed
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I'll see you another goodbye says:
its a tight squeez but it tickles you in a way you've never imagined before, i burry my tounge in your pussy and just suck the sweet juice as more and more comes
[slipknot girl for life] says:
i start rubbing my tits as i feel a first orgasm come on
{K0rn Girl} says:
We both go into orgasm and you fill me with your cum
{K0rn Girl} says:
then i get off and suck it clean
{K0rn Girl} says:
but then i beg for more
[slipknot girl for life] says:
We both start sucking your cock, making it grow back to a huge boner
I'll see you another goodbye says:
i tell you both to get on your knees and i fill you both with huge swolen cock untill you've had multiple orgasims till you both scream for more and more
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
fucking slow typer
{K0rn Girl} says:
who the fuck is he to tell when we have orgasms
[slipknot girl for life] says:
I know
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{K0rn Girl}
i beg for doggie style
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
I bet he's gonna make you orgasm
{K0rn Girl} says:
indeed
{K0rn Girl} says:
fucker
{K0rn Girl} says:
im going to bitchslap him if he does
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I'll see you another goodbye says:
i come up behind you mount you and fuck your wet pussy really hard so it makes a slapping noise you scream go into in orgasim but i'm not letting up and your dripping wet loving ever second of the penitration
[slipknot girl for life] says:
as i sit and watch, tentacles spurt out of my fingers
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This next part's for Kris.
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
so i decide to gie it to nicole in the ass and you in the ass
[slipknot girl for life] says:
im also fingering myself with one, putting it so deep i femjaculate EVERYWHERE
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EVERYWHERE.
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{K0rn Girl} says:
it feels so good my pussy turns red but i scream for more
I'll see you another goodbye says:
i'm exhausted out of breath
[slipknot girl for life] says:
but id love for you to give me one last orgasm
[slipknot girl for life] says:
big boy
I'll see you another goodbye says:
we do it in your favorite position as hard as possiable for an hour and you scream and breath verry heavly sweat dripping from you were filled with cock so much you will walk funny tomarrow
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Now, I was contemplating for a good while wiether or not I should say this. It may blow our cover, yes, but it's for the sake of humore. I decided to go through with it.
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[slipknot girl for life] says:
I orgasm for the longest time in my life, but thats not enough. i tie you to the bedpost and lay you on your back, i then take a knife and cut your sac open to like every last drop of cum. After you're screaming in pain and pleasure at the same time, i penatrate you with a dagger and cut all down your chest. I then drink you blood and sacrife you to satan
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At this point I was excited i got that out of my system, but was worried if he would find out.
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I'll see you another goodbye says:
ha no woman if you do that we cant fuck anymore
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Thank you captain obvious! Well, I was glad he didn't find out, he actualy didn't suspect a thing. This guy is a TRUE dumbass.
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I'll see you another goodbye says:
:)
[slipknot girl for life] says:
ha, just having alittle fun
I'll see you another goodbye says:
i know..
[slipknot girl for life] says:
that was sure kawaii, eh nicole?
{K0rn Girl} says:
i know i was fingering myself the whole time
[slipknot girl for life] says:
mmm
[slipknot girl for life] says:
me too
I'll see you another goodbye says:
not me
I'll see you another goodbye says:
ha
I'll see you another goodbye says:
your pussys probley taste really good
[slipknot girl for life] says:
i bet youd like to find out, huh?
[slipknot girl for life] says:
hehe
I'll see you another goodbye says:
i would, i love this i can accually say i've talked to someone as perverted as me
{K0rn Girl} says:
i have to go sweety *kiss*
{K0rn Girl} says:
bye
{K0rn Girl} has left the conversation.
[slipknot girl for life] says:
well, that was nice
I'll see you another goodbye says:
yeah, your going to get me to masterbate alot
[slipknot girl for life] says:
your going to do the same to me
I'll see you another goodbye says:
i need to know someone like you around here, that would be cool
I'll see you another goodbye says:
lol
[slipknot girl for life] says:
yep
I'll see you another goodbye says:
your really pretty i think i might know someone like you her hair is red too.. she has huge juggs too.. and you just look alike
[slipknot girl for life] says:
go get her then
[slipknot girl for life] says:
uh-uh
[slipknot girl for life] says:
i have to go, hun
I'll see you another goodbye says:
ok
[slipknot girl for life] says:
ill talk to you tommorrow!
[slipknot girl for life] says:
Byew
I'll see you another goodbye says:
ok
I'll see you another goodbye says:
bye
[slipknot girl for life] says:
(Heart sign)
I'll see you another goodbye says:
(heart sign)
Well, that's it for this update. Next time I update, he will have probably found out that I am a girl. Anyways, I would like to give a special thanks to NiCk for making this halarious chat possible. I would also like to thank Satan for accepting my sacrifice of that douche bag.
Yours untruley,
[Satan worshipper for life]