The Epiffanies Of Cool
THE EPIFFANIES OF COOL CLUB
Founding Members/Recruitment Team: Kevin M., Nolan H.
1st Major Inductee:
Name: Christopher Walken
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: Great actor, C.L.B. (Creepy Little Bastard) and one of the only people I can think of that reads off of a card and still manages to be hilarious on Saturday Night Live. You know, back when it was good.
2nd Major Inductee:
Name: Willem Defoe
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: Platoon, Boondock Saints, Spider-Man. I mean, come on!
3rd Major Inductee:
Name: Bill Paxton (although he will now be referred to as The Paxt)
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: One of the few actors in history who can play damn near anything and play it well. Watch Near Dark & Aliens to see what I mean. Like Nolan said, any movie The Paxt is cast in is slightly better simply because The Paxt is in it.
Joining the ranks of these great men are as followed:
Name: Johnny Cash
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: The only guy in history to sit in prison, watch a train go by and think to himself, "You know, I bet they're having coffee right now." His music isn't that bad, either.
Name: Christian Bale
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: American Psycho and as far as I'm concerned, the best fucking Batman ever.
Name: Tim Curry
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: Great actor. Congo, Michale's Navy, Home Alone 2 (if I'm not mistaken), just to name a few.
Name: Bruce Campbell
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: B-Movie actor to end all B-Movie actors. He doesn't consider himself famous, although he is to the cult film fan, his book is great, he's had cameos in both Spider-Man films and will probably have one in the third, other roles include The Evil Dead films, Congo, Michale's Navy, just to name a few.
Name: Darrell Abbott (aka Dimebag Darrell)
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: Funny dude, awesome guitarist, listening to him play or seeing him in an interview just lets one feel the positive vibes this guy gave off. If you ever doubt it, pop in a Pantera or Damageplan disc and let it curb-stomp you. You'll be glad you did.
Well, I think that should do it for now. Nolan, any other suggestions?
Founding Members/Recruitment Team: Kevin M., Nolan H.
1st Major Inductee:
Name: Christopher Walken
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: Great actor, C.L.B. (Creepy Little Bastard) and one of the only people I can think of that reads off of a card and still manages to be hilarious on Saturday Night Live. You know, back when it was good.
2nd Major Inductee:
Name: Willem Defoe
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: Platoon, Boondock Saints, Spider-Man. I mean, come on!
3rd Major Inductee:
Name: Bill Paxton (although he will now be referred to as The Paxt)
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: One of the few actors in history who can play damn near anything and play it well. Watch Near Dark & Aliens to see what I mean. Like Nolan said, any movie The Paxt is cast in is slightly better simply because The Paxt is in it.
Joining the ranks of these great men are as followed:
Name: Johnny Cash
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: The only guy in history to sit in prison, watch a train go by and think to himself, "You know, I bet they're having coffee right now." His music isn't that bad, either.
Name: Christian Bale
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: American Psycho and as far as I'm concerned, the best fucking Batman ever.
Name: Tim Curry
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: Great actor. Congo, Michale's Navy, Home Alone 2 (if I'm not mistaken), just to name a few.
Name: Bruce Campbell
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: B-Movie actor to end all B-Movie actors. He doesn't consider himself famous, although he is to the cult film fan, his book is great, he's had cameos in both Spider-Man films and will probably have one in the third, other roles include The Evil Dead films, Congo, Michale's Navy, just to name a few.
Name: Darrell Abbott (aka Dimebag Darrell)
Why he's in the Epiffanies Of Cool: Funny dude, awesome guitarist, listening to him play or seeing him in an interview just lets one feel the positive vibes this guy gave off. If you ever doubt it, pop in a Pantera or Damageplan disc and let it curb-stomp you. You'll be glad you did.
Well, I think that should do it for now. Nolan, any other suggestions?