Random Topics #3
Work
The last two days of work have been damn near blissful because the annoying she-bitch that I mentioned in my last rant has not been there. However, the bliss ends tomorrow because she works then. However, if I can just refrain from ripping her throat out, then I should be okay.
Another thing on work, I'm on the worst pay schedule ever! Every 15 days! Grody!
Interesting Fact About Time
My buddy Dave and I were playing Smackdown! vs. Raw 2006 the other day and he told me an interesting fact. Dave thinks of semi-odd things all of the time and he has been plauging himself with the concept of debating the existence of time and one day while he was at work, the answer fell onto his lap like a baby nine months after a one night stand, and this is the first time Dave has explained something like this to me in a way that I actually understand. He came to the conclusion that time does not exist because anything that is real has a beginning and an end, but anywhere you look, it says time is infinite. The only thing that can be infinite is nothing, meaning time does not exist and is basically a bullshit term.
Odd Dream
I told my old friend Labellamovement about this but I figured that I might as well share it with the rest of you. Okay, on December 8th, I attended the funeral of my great Grandmother. I cried a lot and then my family shared stories with me about her as well as the day that I was born (I'll tell that story another time). So I get home after a family get-together with relatives that I usually only see on Boxing Day and then I go to sleep because I don't really want to do anything else and I have to work the next day. That night, I had a dream that I was sleeping with a girl from work (I don't remember who, exactly. One of two people). Once we're through, she leans in to kiss my neck and I'm fine with that, but then I feel a sharp pain in my neck and quickly jerk myself back and I see her canine teeth retract to normal size but they're covered in blood. So I'm like, "Skatcha Migouza, you're a vampire?" (Anyone who has seen Greg The Bunny will recognize that term) and she replies, "I am the Queen Vampire of the Canadian Chapter of our race and I am looking for a new king. I can grant you the power of daylight walking and we usually drink artificial blood. I only bite so I am not alone." Then I'm like, "Okay, sign me up!" She leans to bite me again and then I wake up. I seriously think this was God's way of taking my mind off of the funeral I went to that day, but why in such a strange way is beyond me. Anyway, I didn't know whether to be afraid or aroused at the fact I kind of enjoyed that, but those thoughts were put to rest when I was informed by one of my coworkers that the two likely canidates of the Vampire Queen are only 15 and 16. My exact reaction was, "Oh, oh! Abort! Abort! Abort!" So yeah, that story makes me laugh whenever I play it back in my head.
Smackdown! vs. Raw 2006
If you are a wrestling fan or just like obliterating your opponents in video games, I recommend this game. Character specific storylines, easy reversal system, amazing graphics, the mouths actually match the dialogue when the character talks, and a custom character can actually have a voice where as last time close captioning had to do the talking for you. Give it a try if you haven't already. My only flaw with this game is that in order to get Jake The Snake Roberts, you have to buy him on the PSP version of the game and copy him onto the PS2, which is absolutely retarded.
Tattoos
I think once I have some muscle on my chest, I'm going to get the Asian symbol for "family" tattooed right in the center of my chest, because I hold my family close to my heart, and I even consider my friends family to an extent.
Dimebag Darrell
Folks, be sure to go back to December 8th in your calender view to read my "Remembering Dime: 1 Year Later" post. It would've been done sooner, but I've been busy working and dealing with a death in my own family. Thank God for backdating.
The last two days of work have been damn near blissful because the annoying she-bitch that I mentioned in my last rant has not been there. However, the bliss ends tomorrow because she works then. However, if I can just refrain from ripping her throat out, then I should be okay.
Another thing on work, I'm on the worst pay schedule ever! Every 15 days! Grody!
Interesting Fact About Time
My buddy Dave and I were playing Smackdown! vs. Raw 2006 the other day and he told me an interesting fact. Dave thinks of semi-odd things all of the time and he has been plauging himself with the concept of debating the existence of time and one day while he was at work, the answer fell onto his lap like a baby nine months after a one night stand, and this is the first time Dave has explained something like this to me in a way that I actually understand. He came to the conclusion that time does not exist because anything that is real has a beginning and an end, but anywhere you look, it says time is infinite. The only thing that can be infinite is nothing, meaning time does not exist and is basically a bullshit term.
Odd Dream
I told my old friend Labellamovement about this but I figured that I might as well share it with the rest of you. Okay, on December 8th, I attended the funeral of my great Grandmother. I cried a lot and then my family shared stories with me about her as well as the day that I was born (I'll tell that story another time). So I get home after a family get-together with relatives that I usually only see on Boxing Day and then I go to sleep because I don't really want to do anything else and I have to work the next day. That night, I had a dream that I was sleeping with a girl from work (I don't remember who, exactly. One of two people). Once we're through, she leans in to kiss my neck and I'm fine with that, but then I feel a sharp pain in my neck and quickly jerk myself back and I see her canine teeth retract to normal size but they're covered in blood. So I'm like, "Skatcha Migouza, you're a vampire?" (Anyone who has seen Greg The Bunny will recognize that term) and she replies, "I am the Queen Vampire of the Canadian Chapter of our race and I am looking for a new king. I can grant you the power of daylight walking and we usually drink artificial blood. I only bite so I am not alone." Then I'm like, "Okay, sign me up!" She leans to bite me again and then I wake up. I seriously think this was God's way of taking my mind off of the funeral I went to that day, but why in such a strange way is beyond me. Anyway, I didn't know whether to be afraid or aroused at the fact I kind of enjoyed that, but those thoughts were put to rest when I was informed by one of my coworkers that the two likely canidates of the Vampire Queen are only 15 and 16. My exact reaction was, "Oh, oh! Abort! Abort! Abort!" So yeah, that story makes me laugh whenever I play it back in my head.
Smackdown! vs. Raw 2006
If you are a wrestling fan or just like obliterating your opponents in video games, I recommend this game. Character specific storylines, easy reversal system, amazing graphics, the mouths actually match the dialogue when the character talks, and a custom character can actually have a voice where as last time close captioning had to do the talking for you. Give it a try if you haven't already. My only flaw with this game is that in order to get Jake The Snake Roberts, you have to buy him on the PSP version of the game and copy him onto the PS2, which is absolutely retarded.
Tattoos
I think once I have some muscle on my chest, I'm going to get the Asian symbol for "family" tattooed right in the center of my chest, because I hold my family close to my heart, and I even consider my friends family to an extent.
Dimebag Darrell
Folks, be sure to go back to December 8th in your calender view to read my "Remembering Dime: 1 Year Later" post. It would've been done sooner, but I've been busy working and dealing with a death in my own family. Thank God for backdating.