I'm noticing something in common amongst my favorite ships...

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Title: Wanton Destruction {tumblr link}
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Destiel, Sterek, SuperBat
Genre: car!kink, crack!fic
Word Count: 193 all up
Summary: The hood of the car gleams sleek and black in the low light, so cool against his skin...
Disclaimer: only the insanity is mine.



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The hood of the car gleams sleek and black in the low light, so cool against his skin. But the warmth of his lover’s body is even more perfect, indescribably so, driving him closer and closer to the edge

When Castiel finally comes, he shatters the windows of the Impala with his grace.

“I hope you’re planning on fixing that.”

“Of course, Dean.”

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The hood of the car gleams sleek and black in the low light, so cool against his skin. But the warmth of his lover’s body is even more perfect, indescribably so, driving him closer and closer to the edge

When Derek finally comes, he claws through the hood of the Camaro with a howl.

“I will not be held responsible for that.”

“Shut up, Stiles.”

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The hood of the car gleams sleek and black in the low light, so cool against his skin. But the warmth of his lover’s body is even more perfect, indescribably so, driving him closer and closer to the edge

When Clark finally comes, he crumples the hood of the Batmobile with his super-strength.

“Sorry, Bruce. I'll fix that in a second."

“SWEAR TO ME.”

~ fin