SPN drabble: Getting It Straight (Dean/Cas fluff)

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Title: Getting It Straight {from tumblr, also at AO3}
Rating: PG-13/R-ish for the topic of discussion?
Pairings: Dean/Castiel
Genre: fluff, humor
Warnings: sexuality issues
Word Count: 169
Summary: Dean wants to know exactly why Cas has an entire collection of sex-toys.
Disclaimer: Supernatural ain't mine!



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“What the hell is this, Cas?!” Dean barks, waving at the assortment of sex toys dumped out across Castiel’s bed – dildos and plugs and vibrators – and one huge, huge container of lube.

Castiel flinches at the tone of Dean’s voice, dropping his eyes.

“Dean,” Sam says admonishingly, taking pity on the ex-angel.

“Cas… Do you like men?” Dean asks, his voice suddenly very quiet and tight.

“No,” Castiel replies, just as soft, unable to meet Dean’s gaze as he shakes his head.

“But you like… this,” Dean says, gesturing at the bed.

“Yes.”

“What’s the freakin’ difference?!” Dean yells in frustration.

“Dean!” Sam jumps in, “Just because he likes… that… doesn’t necessarily mean he wants the real thing.”

“But I do!” Castiel blurts out suddenly, his face reddening with embarrassment immediately afterwards.

“Wait, now I’m confused,” Sam says, turning to Castiel. “So you do want to have sex with men?”

“No!” Castiel replies vehemently. “Just one man,” he says, looking pointedly at Dean.

“Sam,” Dean growls, “Get out. Now.”

~ fin