Jun 18, 2009 01:29
[What may come to a surprise to the Gardner family, the entire house--yes, every room, including the 'parents'' bedroom--has been cleaned to the utmost perfection. Even if there was a room Yukki, Guy, or Maka thought was clean, it is now MORE clean. The entire house is neater, cleaner, and tidier than they have ever seen it since arriving.
Not only this, but when the 'family' wakes up, they will find a still-warm breakfast including both tea and coffee. It is delicious. All of it. Any sign of food preparation has been cleaned. They may also note that, along with these strange morning incidents, the newest member of the family is nowhere to be found. She cleaned the house, prepared breakfast, and left the home by six.
Later in the day, she figures out how to leave messages on everyone's answering machine; the message is as follows:]
My name is Sakuya Izayoi; I seem to be 'Sakuya Gardner' in this setting. I have become employed as a maid in this town. If anyone would like to hire a maid, I strongly suggest you contact me. I am quick, efficient, and perfect.
You will not be disappointed.
[Filtered to Remilia and Flandre]
Miladies, seeing as I assume you lack your fortune and I lack my own money, I've taken the liberty of finding a job to supply you with money. I've purchased several pints of ice cream and have found two bottles of human blood.
[Seriously, people. Hire her. She is the PERFECT MAID and she could use excuses to interact with people. Plus, having someone go through your characters' houses every day could be used for something interesting.]