MY KITCHEN IS A WRECK

[the_desserter]

I GOT BACK HOME YESTERDAY AND... WRECKED MY KITCHEN

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[hahn_theman]

I'M SORRY..AGAIN. >__>

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..WAIT DID YOU SAY POISON!? -CHOKES- O____O

[the_desserter]

I WAS MAKING A CAKE WHILE I WASN'T IN MY RIGHT MIND! O__O I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I MIGHT HAVE PUT IN IT!

[hahn_theman]

-CLAWS AT HIS THROAT-

I'M GONNNAAA DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE Q____________________Q

[the_desserter]

LOOK, I WAS JUST THINKING IF IT WASN'T A REGULAR CAKE, YOU WOULD'VE JUST THROWN UP OR SOMETHING! IF YOU'RE WORRIED, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE DR COX OR SOMETHING? I MEAN... HOW LONG AGO DID YOU EAT THAT CAKE?

[hahn_theman]

.......WELL MY STOMACH HAS BEEN HURTING A LITTLE...O___________O;

JFGJKHGKJFHGKSH, I *AM* GONNA DIE. ;_____;

AND I DUNNO, IT WASNT TOO LONG AGO!

[the_desserter]

ASSKFASASDNJKA!!!

YOU MIGHT BE OVERTHINKING THIS! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE! D8

[hahn_theman]

FIOIGOFJHLFDLVJLFDJV -STARTS SPAAZING-

OH MY GOODDD ITS STARTTIIINNGGGGG.
Q__________Q

TELL EVERYONE I LOOOOVVEED THEMMMM....AND TO COME TO MY FUNERAL! EXCEPT FOR SOKKA! AND CHAN!

[the_desserter]

*GRABS HAHN BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKES HIM* CALM DOWN! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE! D<

[hahn_theman]

-FLAILS AROUND-

GONNNAAA DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE. DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

;______________________;

[the_desserter]

*SMACK* CALM DOWN!

[hahn_theman]

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-STOPS FLAILING BUT IS STILL TWITCHING-

;_________; TELL EVERYONE WHAT A MANLY PERSON I WAS! AND TELL DAD THAT I *DONT* LOOK AT PORN ON THE COMPUTER! -SOBS-

[the_desserter]

*SMACKS AGAIN FOR GOOD MEASURE* HAHN, LISTEN TO ME! I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE NOTHING DEADLY IN MY HOUSE THAT I CAN MIX INTO A CAKE, OKAY? D< IF ANYTHING, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO GET SICK IF I DIDN'T MAKE A NORMAL CAKE! SO CALM DOWN, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE!