just for shits and giggles..
i read a lot of sex blogs. the first form of porn i was exposed to when i was a kid was my grandpas dirty novels (i found them, he didnt like read them to me before bed or anything haha), and seeing the written word used to describe sex acts has always held a place in my little bookworm heart. so, i saw a post about this contest that sextoys.com is having- theyre giving away a grand's worth of toys, and the way to enter is to post a wishlist on your personal blog of which ones you'd want to get with that money.
now, believe it or not, but as much sex as i have had in my young life, i've never used any kind of battery-powered assistance, props, whips, handcuffs, or even lube. but, i'm ever curious, and the best way to be curious is for FREE. so, here's my list.
Leather Whip
love leather, love the idea of a whip. can't go wrong.
Leather "SLUT" Paddle
i mean does the awesomeness of this really have to be explained? thought not.
Under the Bed Restraints
have seen these all over the intarwebs and read good reviews, so why not?
Durex Extra Sensitive
hate buying condoms in gas stations, and durex doesn't use n-9 spermicide, so woot.
Durex Tropical
hahahah april and i bought these when we were fifteen, so for nostalgia purposes i'd like to get them again.
Pole Dancing Kit
it's a stripper pole for your house. full of win.
Bewitched Black Hose
i love stockings, and back seams.
Monaco Black Fishnets
oh fishnets, so skanky, so i love thee.
Latex Cut-Away Bodysuit
let's face it, anything that advises using powder in order for it to be comfortable to wear is okay in my book.
Leathe&Fishnet Bra and Panty
adorable. would totally wear it to go grocery shopping.
Stretch Satin Choker Set
not usually a huge fan of ruffle-y bullshit, but this is cute.
Mesh&Microfiber Set
never had anything crotchless, so i'm curious to see how it would go over haha.
Kegelmaster 2000
just for the name alone, i want it.
NEA White
beautiful design, and it's gotten rave reviews.
Four Leaf Clover
always wondered how well this style of vibe would work- and you can't go wrong with green!
Little Su
neat design, curious as to how it would feel.
Corsette Harness
because you just never know.
The Dream Massager
haven't ever even tried to find my g-spot, so this looks interesting.
Waterproof Green Vibe
classic shape, in my favourite colour. nice.
Coochy Shave Cream
had a associate in a sex toy shop tell me it works, so why not?
ID Millennium
silicone based lube, supposed to last longer than water-based, but is not safe for silicone toys.
ID Pleasure
standard water-based lube, an essential for a collection.
Pirates DVD
it's got sasha grey and belladonna, and i mean.. it's pirates. c'mon.
Bottle Opener
i don't have one!
total: $997
now, believe it or not, but as much sex as i have had in my young life, i've never used any kind of battery-powered assistance, props, whips, handcuffs, or even lube. but, i'm ever curious, and the best way to be curious is for FREE. so, here's my list.
Leather Whip
love leather, love the idea of a whip. can't go wrong.
Leather "SLUT" Paddle
i mean does the awesomeness of this really have to be explained? thought not.
Under the Bed Restraints
have seen these all over the intarwebs and read good reviews, so why not?
Durex Extra Sensitive
hate buying condoms in gas stations, and durex doesn't use n-9 spermicide, so woot.
Durex Tropical
hahahah april and i bought these when we were fifteen, so for nostalgia purposes i'd like to get them again.
Pole Dancing Kit
it's a stripper pole for your house. full of win.
Bewitched Black Hose
i love stockings, and back seams.
Monaco Black Fishnets
oh fishnets, so skanky, so i love thee.
Latex Cut-Away Bodysuit
let's face it, anything that advises using powder in order for it to be comfortable to wear is okay in my book.
Leathe&Fishnet Bra and Panty
adorable. would totally wear it to go grocery shopping.
Stretch Satin Choker Set
not usually a huge fan of ruffle-y bullshit, but this is cute.
Mesh&Microfiber Set
never had anything crotchless, so i'm curious to see how it would go over haha.
Kegelmaster 2000
just for the name alone, i want it.
NEA White
beautiful design, and it's gotten rave reviews.
Four Leaf Clover
always wondered how well this style of vibe would work- and you can't go wrong with green!
Little Su
neat design, curious as to how it would feel.
Corsette Harness
because you just never know.
The Dream Massager
haven't ever even tried to find my g-spot, so this looks interesting.
Waterproof Green Vibe
classic shape, in my favourite colour. nice.
Coochy Shave Cream
had a associate in a sex toy shop tell me it works, so why not?
ID Millennium
silicone based lube, supposed to last longer than water-based, but is not safe for silicone toys.
ID Pleasure
standard water-based lube, an essential for a collection.
Pirates DVD
it's got sasha grey and belladonna, and i mean.. it's pirates. c'mon.
Bottle Opener
i don't have one!
total: $997