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1. the chocolate cake shot (equal parts vodka and fragelico, iced, bite a lemon beforehand) may be the perfect shot. doesn't taste awful, is not girly. gets you shitty.
2. i'm a leeeeeetle shitty atm.
3. that ex is one dumb needy motherfucker. he texted me about the Venture Brothers season 5 premiere. i texted back, yeah, i saw it, pretty good. his responding texts? a total of five. FIVE. seriously? poor jessica, his current squeeze. what a fake-gold-plated dildo that guy really is. holy shit.
4. despite this, the venture brothers season 5 premiere is AWESOME. soylent green, the ewok village, dean as his own little man, sargeant hatred with tits. it's marvelous. i'vce watched it, what, five times?
5. damn, a round of shots reeeeeaaaally hits ya 20 minutes or so later. mmmmm
6. have no bread in the house, which is normally my alcohol-related go-to. have to construct entire drink-snack around crackers. this is a problem. i need some proper bread.
7. i miss my undergraduate diet: dinner, 1/2 loaf of bakery french bread. breakfast (if awake), a french bread pizza with yesterday's leftovers. lunch, same.
8. went on a date with a dude, and it was good. he's funny, smart, AND cute. hopefully al 3 states last.
8a. he's from minnisooooata. how ironic, i found a vikings fan HERE.
9. seriously, those chocolate cake shots will get to ya. mmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm
2. i'm a leeeeeetle shitty atm.
3. that ex is one dumb needy motherfucker. he texted me about the Venture Brothers season 5 premiere. i texted back, yeah, i saw it, pretty good. his responding texts? a total of five. FIVE. seriously? poor jessica, his current squeeze. what a fake-gold-plated dildo that guy really is. holy shit.
4. despite this, the venture brothers season 5 premiere is AWESOME. soylent green, the ewok village, dean as his own little man, sargeant hatred with tits. it's marvelous. i'vce watched it, what, five times?
5. damn, a round of shots reeeeeaaaally hits ya 20 minutes or so later. mmmmm
6. have no bread in the house, which is normally my alcohol-related go-to. have to construct entire drink-snack around crackers. this is a problem. i need some proper bread.
7. i miss my undergraduate diet: dinner, 1/2 loaf of bakery french bread. breakfast (if awake), a french bread pizza with yesterday's leftovers. lunch, same.
8. went on a date with a dude, and it was good. he's funny, smart, AND cute. hopefully al 3 states last.
8a. he's from minnisooooata. how ironic, i found a vikings fan HERE.
9. seriously, those chocolate cake shots will get to ya. mmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm