Denny Crane. Sandwich.

[the_denny_crane]

You Are a Club Sandwich

Comments

[jillbernhardt]

Seems we'll never become friends....

You Are a Tuna Fish Sandwich

[the_denny_crane]

No no no... tuna sandwich is my best friend... as long as you're not peanut butter and jelly... and who eats that anyway? Peanuts are what those commie vegetarians eat instead of meat. I like meat! Can't live without meat. Tuna is meat. Poor people's fish, but it is meat. And I like meat. Meat likes me. People like me. I'm Denny Crane.

[jillbernhardt]

I thought you're more of the wild salmon kind...

I'm not peanut butter nor jelly. *urgs*

[the_denny_crane]

How did you know? Farmed salmon have Klingons you know...

Denny Crane.

[jillbernhardt]

Oh....just a feeling.

I'm a wild tuna, you know...

[the_denny_crane]

Wild tuna? Sounds fantastic. Where exactly are you a wild one?

Denny Crane.

[jillbernhardt]

Water?!

You're wild too?

[the_denny_crane]

Always. Denny Crane.

[jillbernhardt]

Laughes.

This leads to?

[the_denny_crane]

Sometimes chubby sex.

Denny Crane.

[jillbernhardt]

Offering yourself? Interesting!

[the_denny_crane]

Anything for a wild tuna. And I mean anything.

Denny Crane.

[jillbernhardt]

Oh my. How could I handle...*lowers voice* Denny Crane...

[the_denny_crane]

Denny Crane is an experience you don't want to miss out on.

Denny Crane.

[jillbernhardt]

Of course not!

Does it mean you'll be on Larry King tonight?