Let's go on a Livejournal vacation The kind of vacation that ain't no fun at all Let's go on a Livejournal vacation, honey And write your fingers to the bone One entry for the money, two for the show Three to get ready, four, oh no Better write five, no make that six Write so much that no one ever reads this shit Let's go for a Livejournal vacation, sweetie Cause Gary says it's so.
In early June, we were assigned to the tune of five entries; there was much consternation. I wouldn't describe my own reaction as exactly like elation, but I didn't get the panic of the LJI nation. Cause it wasn't no thang... Just fired up the text editor, bang bang bang bang bang-- I got my five on. Now I'm just waitin' ten days for the vote suckas survive on. Nine hours 'fore it all comes due, I thought I'd been done for a week, nearly two. But theafayebusts in an' like, "Not so fast! Gary posted topic #6 for your ass!" Shiiii, I only got thirty minutes! Better lay it down quick if I'm gonna stay in it. No rehearsals or retakes, Gary's quintessential curse... So please excuse me for the wack verse.
Let's go on a Livejournal vacation, The opposite of "vacation" in the dictionary. Let's head for a Livejournal vacation, baby, And you can blame it all on Gary. Better write one entry, then write two, Then write three, four, five, screw you. Screw you, and screw you too. No one's ever gonna read all this shit. Let's go on a Livejournal vacation, honey 'Cause Gary said so! You know he said so! We'll have a gay old time!
Let's go on a Livejournal vacation
The kind of vacation that ain't no fun at all
Let's go on a Livejournal vacation, honey
And write your fingers to the bone
One entry for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, four, oh no
Better write five, no make that six
Write so much that no one ever reads this shit
Let's go for a Livejournal vacation, sweetie
Cause Gary says it's so.
In early June, we were assigned to the tune of five entries; there was much consternation.
I wouldn't describe my own reaction as exactly like elation, but I didn't get the panic of the LJI nation.
Cause it wasn't no thang...
Just fired up the text editor, bang bang bang bang bang--
I got my five on.
Now I'm just waitin' ten days for the vote suckas survive on.
Nine hours 'fore it all comes due,
I thought I'd been done for a week, nearly two.
But theafaye busts in an' like, "Not so fast!
Gary posted topic #6 for your ass!"
Shiiii, I only got thirty minutes!
Better lay it down quick if I'm gonna stay in it.
No rehearsals or retakes, Gary's quintessential curse...
So please excuse me for the wack verse.
Let's go on a Livejournal vacation,
The opposite of "vacation" in the dictionary.
Let's head for a Livejournal vacation, baby,
And you can blame it all on Gary.
Better write one entry, then write two,
Then write three, four, five, screw you.
Screw you, and screw you too.
No one's ever gonna read all this shit.
Let's go on a Livejournal vacation, honey
'Cause Gary said so!
You know he said so!
We'll have a gay old time!
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