Back and Forth
I've decided that out of all the Disney Princesses Sleeping Beauty had it goin on.
She didn't have to love a beast or trade in her fishy tail to get her man or
wait around for some DUDE to realize that she was the one he was in love with
and in the end he couldn't even tell by looking at her he had to put that
freakin shoe on her foot(sorry prince charming, YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT!). She
didn't have to hide in the forest with a bunch of weird midgets, or wait
around for that flying green idiot to figure out that tigerlilly is a bitch.
Sleeping Beauty just got to chill in the woods with her BFFs, and the entire
kingdom revolved around her because if she went into a deep sleep, all the
bitches went into a deep sleep, and yeah blah blah blah she had to deal with
Malificent but DUDE MALIFICENT IS FUCKING THE COOLEST DISNEY VILLAN TO EVER
LIVE! And she didn't have to wait around for some guy to realize that she
exists, she just got to sleep and chill.
She didn't have to love a beast or trade in her fishy tail to get her man or
wait around for some DUDE to realize that she was the one he was in love with
and in the end he couldn't even tell by looking at her he had to put that
freakin shoe on her foot(sorry prince charming, YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT!). She
didn't have to hide in the forest with a bunch of weird midgets, or wait
around for that flying green idiot to figure out that tigerlilly is a bitch.
Sleeping Beauty just got to chill in the woods with her BFFs, and the entire
kingdom revolved around her because if she went into a deep sleep, all the
bitches went into a deep sleep, and yeah blah blah blah she had to deal with
Malificent but DUDE MALIFICENT IS FUCKING THE COOLEST DISNEY VILLAN TO EVER
LIVE! And she didn't have to wait around for some guy to realize that she
exists, she just got to sleep and chill.