Thing I have learned this weekend.
1. Don't drink an entire pitcher of pina colada's by yourself on an empty stomach and then drunk dial
astria.
2.
astria is a dear friend but worries too much.
3. If anything happens to me, everyone will call
friendstephen (why, I don't know. I'm hardly ever with him and almost never call him, but still).
4. If
astria is worried about you he will get in his car and drive at night(not a normal thing for him to do), drive through dense fog (the first time he'd ever done that) and talk to you while he's driving (something he NEVER, EVER does).
Apparently, Since I started yesterday on such a manic high, I spent the evening crashing massively. Rum does not improve this situation.
Just to save some calls to uninvolved people, if you do feel the need to call one of my friends, it is more likely that I will be with or have talked to
anjala or
crysthewolf or
veronica_rich (but only if she's in the state, which she isn't currently) than poor
friendstephen. If you do call him you will just worry him unnecessarily.
In fact, I've decided that
friendstephen is the friend equivalent of the clitoris. (with great apologies to Monty Python)Everyone seems to leap towards him as a solution but they're way off as far as location.
So, that was the big excitement of my weekend. Hope you all are having a better weekend than me.
TTFN!