Bieber Wars: Episode IV.
Bieber Wars: Episode I.
Bieber Wars: Episode II.
Bieber Wars: Episode III
Bieber Wars: Episode IV
A long time ago (four weeks ago) in a galaxy far, far away (Seattle), the presence of a rising Dark Lord's (Justin Bieber's) likeness continues to create turmoil within the Empire (a certain unnamed pharmacy company). All of the Imperial plebs have begun to wonder if the battle between Beeb and Wishbone will ever end as the plots get more elaborate with each passing day (well, OK, mostly). This is the continuing story of that battle.
Day 16:
I return on Friday to find...I don't even know, guys. He smelled like fried potato all day, which, I have to say, was something of an improvement. Wishbone said "OM NOM NOM" when I pointed this out. I mocked her appropriately.
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With all of the Royal wedding talk Wishbone was throwing around, I decided the only logical response was Princess Bieber. Of course, my brain sort of wandered in the plotting process, and so we ended up with Princess Peach Bieber.
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Day 17:
It would seem Wishbone found the other castle, and Bowser Bieber was waiting within. I'm actually quite proud of her for this. For a moment. And then I return to my plotting, for I must not lose this battle.
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Keeping with the Mario theme I seem to have started, I counter with Block Bieber. Wishbone is amused. Creepy mushroom is creepy.
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Day 18:
Wishbone is apparently also creeped out by the mushroom, as she doesn't retaliate. Not wanting to allow her any time to plot, I strike back with Biebero.
It's a-me!
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Day 19:
Wishbone (and most everyone else) is shocked and amused by Biebero. Of course, current events sort of blow the Mario theme out of the water, but, hey, look, Wishbone found Osama bin Bieber!
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Day 20:
I knew Wishbone was plotting something. She counters with Smurf Bieber. OMG, THAT NOSE.
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I set out with a plan to create a Cinco de Mayo Bieber, but, somewhere along the line, a conversation with another Imperial pleb led to what we're now calling Mexican Charlie Brown Bieber. He's even in 3D!
Stay tuned for week five.
Bieber Wars: Episode II.
Bieber Wars: Episode III
Bieber Wars: Episode IV
A long time ago (four weeks ago) in a galaxy far, far away (Seattle), the presence of a rising Dark Lord's (Justin Bieber's) likeness continues to create turmoil within the Empire (a certain unnamed pharmacy company). All of the Imperial plebs have begun to wonder if the battle between Beeb and Wishbone will ever end as the plots get more elaborate with each passing day (well, OK, mostly). This is the continuing story of that battle.
Day 16:
I return on Friday to find...I don't even know, guys. He smelled like fried potato all day, which, I have to say, was something of an improvement. Wishbone said "OM NOM NOM" when I pointed this out. I mocked her appropriately.
-
With all of the Royal wedding talk Wishbone was throwing around, I decided the only logical response was Princess Bieber. Of course, my brain sort of wandered in the plotting process, and so we ended up with Princess Peach Bieber.
***
Day 17:
It would seem Wishbone found the other castle, and Bowser Bieber was waiting within. I'm actually quite proud of her for this. For a moment. And then I return to my plotting, for I must not lose this battle.
-
Keeping with the Mario theme I seem to have started, I counter with Block Bieber. Wishbone is amused. Creepy mushroom is creepy.
***
Day 18:
Wishbone is apparently also creeped out by the mushroom, as she doesn't retaliate. Not wanting to allow her any time to plot, I strike back with Biebero.
It's a-me!
***
Day 19:
Wishbone (and most everyone else) is shocked and amused by Biebero. Of course, current events sort of blow the Mario theme out of the water, but, hey, look, Wishbone found Osama bin Bieber!
***
Day 20:
I knew Wishbone was plotting something. She counters with Smurf Bieber. OMG, THAT NOSE.
-
I set out with a plan to create a Cinco de Mayo Bieber, but, somewhere along the line, a conversation with another Imperial pleb led to what we're now calling Mexican Charlie Brown Bieber. He's even in 3D!
Stay tuned for week five.