waiting for my ride
SEVEN have you's:
7. have you ever dated someone twice? Oh regrets
6. have you ever been cheated on? Yeah that was awesome!
5. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it? indeed
4. Have you ever fallen in love? Gurl don’t make me say the immortal word of Mister Big
3. have you ever lost someone? This is vague. Yes and no
2. have you ever been depressed? As a writer, it’s a prerogative along with alcoholism and ambiguity
1. have you ever had a heartbreak? Come on. That's just what hearts do, sometimes.
SIX things you did in the last three days
6. Went to school: If you can call this a school, I’m there right now. Burrn
5. Went to work: Work = school, school = work
4. Colored: damn, no. But once I colored on the sidewalks of Portland with two 9 year olds and an 11 year old and a 24 year old and a 25 year old and a 23 year old
3. Got drunk: maybe halfway
2. Had sex: respect a lady’s privacy
1. Hurt yourself: I broke my hand punching the ceiling, they told me I’d never play guitar again..no wait that was Tom Petty. Also I slept with my contacts in and my eyes have REVOLTED. Against me. Ouchie
List FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything
1. Lucy
2. Mom
3. The other Emily. Although when she gets drunk she tends to accidentally reveal to the boy you like that she knows everything about him already. What a hilarious broad
4. Steve Kuklinksi
THIS YEAR... (2006)
Fallen out of love: maybe that’s my new hobby?
Laughed until you cried: probably in evan and heathers living room infinity times
Met someone who changed your life: oui, beaucoup plus qu’un
Found out who your true friends were: I suppose
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
1. Gay marriage? AWESOME
2. Who is the best hugger that you know? My mom, ryan cunningham etc etc
3. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really
4. Is there something you want to tell someone? I want to tell our roommate to stop being a weirdo
5. What kinda shirt are you wearing? Wouldn’t it be funny if I said I was topless in the office? Well I’m not, it’s black
6. How many kids do you want to have? don’t care as long as they’re bilingual
7. Do you have a good relationship with your parent (s)? aren’t we too old to hate our parents? Ask me to imitate their drunk dances and you’ll understand
8. Do you wanna change your name? I still introduce myself as Fae to drunk men I hope never to see again, so I guess I do like changing it from time to time
9. What did you do for your last birthday? Paris trying to open a bottle of wine with a broken corkscrew on a bridge over the Seine with Zac & Matt.
10. What time did you wake up today? 8:07
11. What were you doing at midnight last night? Drinking a Desparado at Bar Ouf and either getting married to Valentine or watching my new desperado listen to my old desperado talking like a cocky asshole about rockstardom.
12. Name something you CANNOT wait to do? SEE ALISSA AT CDG AIRPORT and hug her like a maniac
13. Last time you saw your father? September 13, 2006, Logan Aih-powit
14. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? More time at my Nana’s house
15. Which hand do you like better? which hand do I masturbate with? Shameless
16.What are you listening to right now? XTC “respectable street”
17. Have you ever donated money to a good cause? Yes!
18. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? Yes!
19. Who's getting on your nerves right now? Pierre. I consider myself a patient person but if you want to be blacklisted, just don’t bother asking before drinking my wine, listening to my CDs and also repeatedly interrupt my peace to ask me how to say French words in English. Lucky for us he’s going to Bordeaux this weekend and maybe developing amnesia and forgetting where he lives.
20. Most visited website? Myspace
21.Coke or Pepsi? Coke! The 80s! Strippers!
22. Do you have a crush? Yup. One in every port.
23. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? French kissing in France is what I live for
24. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world? Nope it’s a goddamn paradise
25. Do you think there's some models/people out there that need to gain weight? Have you seen the pro-ana websites? Sad stuff ):
26. Do you enjoy your friendship with your friends? Immensely
7. have you ever dated someone twice? Oh regrets
6. have you ever been cheated on? Yeah that was awesome!
5. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it? indeed
4. Have you ever fallen in love? Gurl don’t make me say the immortal word of Mister Big
3. have you ever lost someone? This is vague. Yes and no
2. have you ever been depressed? As a writer, it’s a prerogative along with alcoholism and ambiguity
1. have you ever had a heartbreak? Come on. That's just what hearts do, sometimes.
SIX things you did in the last three days
6. Went to school: If you can call this a school, I’m there right now. Burrn
5. Went to work: Work = school, school = work
4. Colored: damn, no. But once I colored on the sidewalks of Portland with two 9 year olds and an 11 year old and a 24 year old and a 25 year old and a 23 year old
3. Got drunk: maybe halfway
2. Had sex: respect a lady’s privacy
1. Hurt yourself: I broke my hand punching the ceiling, they told me I’d never play guitar again..no wait that was Tom Petty. Also I slept with my contacts in and my eyes have REVOLTED. Against me. Ouchie
List FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything
1. Lucy
2. Mom
3. The other Emily. Although when she gets drunk she tends to accidentally reveal to the boy you like that she knows everything about him already. What a hilarious broad
4. Steve Kuklinksi
THIS YEAR... (2006)
Fallen out of love: maybe that’s my new hobby?
Laughed until you cried: probably in evan and heathers living room infinity times
Met someone who changed your life: oui, beaucoup plus qu’un
Found out who your true friends were: I suppose
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
1. Gay marriage? AWESOME
2. Who is the best hugger that you know? My mom, ryan cunningham etc etc
3. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really
4. Is there something you want to tell someone? I want to tell our roommate to stop being a weirdo
5. What kinda shirt are you wearing? Wouldn’t it be funny if I said I was topless in the office? Well I’m not, it’s black
6. How many kids do you want to have? don’t care as long as they’re bilingual
7. Do you have a good relationship with your parent (s)? aren’t we too old to hate our parents? Ask me to imitate their drunk dances and you’ll understand
8. Do you wanna change your name? I still introduce myself as Fae to drunk men I hope never to see again, so I guess I do like changing it from time to time
9. What did you do for your last birthday? Paris trying to open a bottle of wine with a broken corkscrew on a bridge over the Seine with Zac & Matt.
10. What time did you wake up today? 8:07
11. What were you doing at midnight last night? Drinking a Desparado at Bar Ouf and either getting married to Valentine or watching my new desperado listen to my old desperado talking like a cocky asshole about rockstardom.
12. Name something you CANNOT wait to do? SEE ALISSA AT CDG AIRPORT and hug her like a maniac
13. Last time you saw your father? September 13, 2006, Logan Aih-powit
14. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? More time at my Nana’s house
15. Which hand do you like better? which hand do I masturbate with? Shameless
16.What are you listening to right now? XTC “respectable street”
17. Have you ever donated money to a good cause? Yes!
18. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? Yes!
19. Who's getting on your nerves right now? Pierre. I consider myself a patient person but if you want to be blacklisted, just don’t bother asking before drinking my wine, listening to my CDs and also repeatedly interrupt my peace to ask me how to say French words in English. Lucky for us he’s going to Bordeaux this weekend and maybe developing amnesia and forgetting where he lives.
20. Most visited website? Myspace
21.Coke or Pepsi? Coke! The 80s! Strippers!
22. Do you have a crush? Yup. One in every port.
23. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? French kissing in France is what I live for
24. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world? Nope it’s a goddamn paradise
25. Do you think there's some models/people out there that need to gain weight? Have you seen the pro-ana websites? Sad stuff ):
26. Do you enjoy your friendship with your friends? Immensely