A meme of importance

[the_dane]

Here's that fun google name meme.

Follow the directions and post the first line that shows up.

type '{your name} needs' into a google search:
Dane Needs a Second Miracle

type '{your name} looks' into a google search:
Dane looks for the big one

type '{your name} does' into a google search:
Dane does a 32" Vertical Leap

type '{your name} hates' into a google search:
Dane hates being filmed

type '{your name} goes' into a google search:
Dane goes to places and spaces on waves and in the air that no one has

type '{your name} loves' into a google search:
Dane loves to play with words

type '{your name} eats' into a google search:
Dane Eats Vegan

type '{your name} has' into a google search:
Dane has skin cancer?

type '{your name} will' into a google search:
Dane Will Be 1 Soon Yeah!

type '{your name} went' into a google search:
Dane went out again. This time he wandered the streets. Getting the lay of the land, as it were.

type '{your name} was' into a google search:
Dane Was Melancholy.

type '{your name} believes' into a google search:
Dane believes wholeheartedly that the Shore is a fantastic place both to live and invest in.

type '{your name} wants' into a google search:
dane wants to eat my cats....?

Hilarious!!