I had spent the better part of two bloody days, making sweet love to my wicked plum, but the sounds of the blowhorn told us that we were close to port
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"Pet, any human blood is better then the bloody alternatives, but now that you mention it, she tasted like Cigars or something bloody like that. They are fine to bloody puff on, but not ingest into your system in liquid form."
I took the money from her. American dollars. "Wasn't it nice of the bloke to give us a welcome to America present of..."
I counted the money, and it took a while, there were too many bloody ones. "Wasn't it nice of the kind dead man to give us one hundred and forty three bloody dollars, pet?"
"Oh yes. Nice like good dead man over supper on Sunday." I said with a big smile.
It was very kind for him to feed my tummy before our long journey to Sunnydale. I began to dance around the room. I was sure that the Ship was almost empty now, with the exception of some of its crew.
I wondered what else Spike had in mind. He had been so naughty and evil this whole trip and I liked it.
I especially liked the way he hurt that Lucy flower making her bleed... breaking her from the inside out. Most wicked.
I waltzed closer to him and wrapped my arms around him.
"What now Spike? Do you want to play another game of cat and mouse and look for the big cheese?"
I looked out into the bleeding light of day. "That sounds bloody divine, my pet. It's not as though I fancy either one of us becoming a big pile o' dust out there in the sunlight."
But, oh, how I did bloody long to get out onto the New York streets. There was so much sodding violence anyway. It was perfect for us.
I scouted the ship, listenin intently for the other worker bee's buzzing around.
"I wonder if this bloody boat has a safe, pet? Maybe we should investigate?"
My smile was devilish and she could tell that I was dead bloody serious about purloining some more cash. Cash was bloody perfect when you were planning a cross country trip.
I took his hand and pulled him towards me and nibbled at his ear a bit.
""Mmmm. I like the way you think." I purred.
We left the little room after my darling stuffed the bodies in the closet, me giggling as he did, because the two bodies looked so silly... like ragged dolls.
The hallway was darker, and I could tell that dusk was approaching. Soon we will be on the dark road to Sunnydale.
"Ooh, look Spike. Looks like your going to get your wish after all." I said pointing a guard outside the restricted area of the ship.
Wasting no bloody time, like a flas, I moved over towards the ponce on the ship, and was within an arm's length of him, when he turned to me.
"Well, well. What do I spy, with my little eye?" The guard attemtped to hit me, but it was a bloody embarrassing mockery of a punch, and I snapped his neck for his trouble.
I saw sodding keys dangling from his belt as I bloody looked around and saw nothing.
Then I looked at the locked door, and decided that bloody opening it with the keys would be a major bloody buzzkill.
I kicked the door open, and what I saw made me bloody freak out.
The two vampires looked so young. As if they had been born just yesterday. I walked in after Spike tried to stay close to him.
If I were strong as a tiger I would have played with them for hours and ripped them to pieces until they were dust. But I was as weak as a kitten. Being weak was no fun.
"Someone being very naughty Spike. Look at them… dipping their hands in other people’s money." I cooed softly in my Spikes ear.
I knew my Spike could take them both if they dare to hurt us.
"Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Naughty, naughty boys. Didn't your mommy ever teach you any manners? It's not polite to stare." I said to them with a small frown.
"You boys would be bloody wise to take your hands off of the money, and throw yourselves out into the daylight. I can bloody promise you that it will be less sodding painful then what you are about to feel."
I nudged Dru to the doorway as they came at me. One received a punch to the larynx for his bloody trouble, and the other got thrown up against the wall.
I could bloody do this until the sun went down, but I wanted to get all of the money into a bloody sack and get us ready to leave.
"So, how did you boys happen to get locked into this vault with my sodding money in the first place?"
Of course, neither ponce was in the mood for talking, but they would sing, like bloody canaries they would.
After I beat them both back down to the ground, I decided to change tact before killing them. After picking up a piece of a wooden pallet off of the floor, I looked at both of them on the ground.
"So, what can you tell me about this new slayer on the other coast?
My Spike was putting a show for me. He was so strong. I loved to see him hurting others, even if they were weak vampires. It was always such a thrill.
"So, what can you tell me about this new slayer on the other coast?"
"Oh, yes! Do tell." I said from the doorway.
But they were still being defiant. They didn't want to talk to us. I ventured out of the doorway and got closer to Spike.
"Cat's got your tongue? Don't you want to tell us what you know?" I said looking down at them.
"You know, we vampires live for a very long time... Even if we're missing an ear, an eye or an arm. And well, we all need our tongue's to talk. You do have tongues don't you? It would be a shame if you didn't."
I clapped frantically as Spike turned the poncy poppet into tiny bits of dust. I loved it, it was such a party.
Then I noticed, just like Spike did, the other ponce junior, cowering from us and this made me smile with anticipation.
"You call yourself a vampire? "Vamps like you give us a bloody bad name."
Spike held the vampire for me and I was most delighted to have a toy to play with.
"You have been a very, very bad vampire." I said and scratched his face.
I could see the fear in his eyes and it excited me even more. "I did say it would be a shame if you didn't talk, didn't I Spike?" I said with a most wicked smile.
"That you did, pet.""And little pile of dust there talked, but you didn't talk. That was very, very bad." I said scratching the other side of his face
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I could barely contain my bloody laughter. Watching her be wicked was the sweetest thing that had ever happened to me.
After she said that it was time for him to bleeding die, it was almsot sodding anti-climactic to plunge the stake into the screaming ponces heart from behind.
As he exploded into dust in front of me, and dust sprinkled over both of us, I leaned in and gave my pet a sweet kiss.
"Give me some sugar, my pet."
She kissed me deeply, and I carried her into the air spinning her around as if we were in a bloody fairy tale that ended badly.
I closed the door to the vault with my after kicking the dead guard outside in, all the while spinning my ripe wicked plum in the air.
I was in his arms, just twirling, and twirling, it was like a carousel ride. I kissed him more, truly enjoying the moment.
This will get us to Sunnydale, and we will wreak havoc on our way there. I always loved a good show before the opening act.
“Look at all our money, Spike.” I said with delight.
Finally we stopped spinning and he set me down. He grabbed a suitcase that had been left by the would be and now dusty robbers, and began to fill it up with the all the money.
I came behind Spike and wrapped my arms around him. “Sunnydale awaits my darling. It’s calling us, begging us to come…” I cooed softly
“The new slayer awaits… it will be an awful great adventure.”
I let her hug me from behind as I stashed the money into the bag. I wasn't happy, because bloody honestly, there wasn't very much of it, but it was better then none.
"This bloody till isn't some fortune, my pet, but it will be enough to get us a car, get us across the bloody country and keep me filled with booze and smokes for a long bloody time."
Oh! His kisses were like heaven. I could smell the night approaching. And it filled me with excitement.
I could almost hear the stars above me, singing to me, asking me to come out into the moonlight and play with them.
Soon precious... Soon I will be strong and play with you...
"Dusk approaches, love. I can almost smell it in the air. Its intoxicating." I cooed.
I wanted to be strong again. I didn’t like feeling tired all the time… I wanted to have tea parties and really yummy guests. To be able to go out on my own and drain the life of pretty poppet, or bring little gifts to my Spike like I did so often before.
I couldn't be a luckier bloke. I had the dream of most men with me, had traveled to the bloody states in style, had a sack full of cash, that wasn't sodding as much as I had hoped for, but was more then we had then we came here. This money and the money that I had won in the casino would keep us covered for a good bit of time.
And, sodding night was falling. In mere bloody minutes, we would be off of this ship and in New York. There were lots of bloody folks like happy meals with legs there and at the end of the Bloody line, was a new slayer, in Sunnybloodydale, California, and she would restore my most wicked pet.
I was ready to leave this cage; I didn’t want to be a birdie in the water anymore. I wanted to spread my wings and fly, fly away to Sunnydale.
Miss Edith was tired of the sound the water made too; she was most cross with me for bringing her in this trip and hardly talked to me anymore.
But we were leaving now, going away so that mommy could get better. Going away to California, with Spike and Miss Edith.
“Yes darling, ready to fly the coop, I don’t want to feel like a caged birdie any more…” I said with a smile. I was tired of this place, with its metal wall and no flowers. I wanted the open skies, the smell of the flowers… jasmine and daisies…
“Will you hold me? Hold me while the stars sing to me?”
I took the money from her. American dollars. "Wasn't it nice of the bloke to give us a welcome to America present of..."
I counted the money, and it took a while, there were too many bloody ones. "Wasn't it nice of the kind dead man to give us one hundred and forty three bloody dollars, pet?"
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It was very kind for him to feed my tummy before our long journey to Sunnydale. I began to dance around the room. I was sure that the Ship was almost empty now, with the exception of some of its crew.
I wondered what else Spike had in mind. He had been so naughty and evil this whole trip and I liked it.
I especially liked the way he hurt that Lucy flower making her bleed... breaking her from the inside out. Most wicked.
I waltzed closer to him and wrapped my arms around him.
"What now Spike? Do you want to play another game of cat and mouse and look for the big cheese?"
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But, oh, how I did bloody long to get out onto the New York streets. There was so much sodding violence anyway. It was perfect for us.
I scouted the ship, listenin intently for the other worker bee's buzzing around.
"I wonder if this bloody boat has a safe, pet? Maybe we should investigate?"
My smile was devilish and she could tell that I was dead bloody serious about purloining some more cash. Cash was bloody perfect when you were planning a cross country trip.
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""Mmmm. I like the way you think." I purred.
We left the little room after my darling stuffed the bodies in the closet, me giggling as he did, because the two bodies looked so silly... like ragged dolls.
The hallway was darker, and I could tell that dusk was approaching. Soon we will be on the dark road to Sunnydale.
"Ooh, look Spike. Looks like your going to get your wish after all." I said pointing a guard outside the restricted area of the ship.
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"Well, well. What do I spy, with my little eye?" The guard attemtped to hit me, but it was a bloody embarrassing mockery of a punch, and I snapped his neck for his trouble.
I saw sodding keys dangling from his belt as I bloody looked around and saw nothing.
Then I looked at the locked door, and decided that bloody opening it with the keys would be a major bloody buzzkill.
I kicked the door open, and what I saw made me bloody freak out.
Two vampires digging into all of the cash!
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If I were strong as a tiger I would have played with them for hours and ripped them to pieces until they were dust. But I was as weak as a kitten. Being weak was no fun.
"Someone being very naughty Spike. Look at them… dipping their hands in other people’s money." I cooed softly in my Spikes ear.
I knew my Spike could take them both if they dare to hurt us.
"Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Naughty, naughty boys. Didn't your mommy ever teach you any manners? It's not polite to stare." I said to them with a small frown.
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I nudged Dru to the doorway as they came at me. One received a punch to the larynx for his bloody trouble, and the other got thrown up against the wall.
I could bloody do this until the sun went down, but I wanted to get all of the money into a bloody sack and get us ready to leave.
"So, how did you boys happen to get locked into this vault with my sodding money in the first place?"
Of course, neither ponce was in the mood for talking, but they would sing, like bloody canaries they would.
After I beat them both back down to the ground, I decided to change tact before killing them. After picking up a piece of a wooden pallet off of the floor, I looked at both of them on the ground.
"So, what can you tell me about this new slayer on the other coast?
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"So, what can you tell me about this new slayer on the other coast?"
"Oh, yes! Do tell." I said from the doorway.
But they were still being defiant. They didn't want to talk to us. I ventured out of the doorway and got closer to Spike.
"Cat's got your tongue? Don't you want to tell us what you know?" I said looking down at them.
"You know, we vampires live for a very long time... Even if we're missing an ear, an eye or an arm. And well, we all need our tongue's to talk. You do have tongues don't you? It would be a shame if you didn't."
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"Well, yeah, ponce and ponce junior, we bloody knew that, but sice you weren't able to help us, I think that I'm just going to have to kill you."
I jabbed the first one with a stake, as the second vamp lost his desire to fight and bloody cowered in the corner.
"You call yourself a vampire?" I asked, as I smiled at Dru to come over. "Vamps like you give us a bloody bad name."
I picked him up and cradled his arms for my pet to inflict some damage on him.
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Then I noticed, just like Spike did, the other ponce junior, cowering from us and this made me smile with anticipation.
"You call yourself a vampire? "Vamps like you give us a bloody bad name."
Spike held the vampire for me and I was most delighted to have a toy to play with.
"You have been a very, very bad vampire." I said and scratched his face.
I could see the fear in his eyes and it excited me even more. "I did say it would be a shame if you didn't talk, didn't I Spike?" I said with a most wicked smile.
"That you did, pet.""And little pile of dust there talked, but you didn't talk. That was very, very bad." I said scratching the other side of his face ( ... )
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After she said that it was time for him to bleeding die, it was almsot sodding anti-climactic to plunge the stake into the screaming ponces heart from behind.
As he exploded into dust in front of me, and dust sprinkled over both of us, I leaned in and gave my pet a sweet kiss.
"Give me some sugar, my pet."
She kissed me deeply, and I carried her into the air spinning her around as if we were in a bloody fairy tale that ended badly.
I closed the door to the vault with my after kicking the dead guard outside in, all the while spinning my ripe wicked plum in the air.
"Time for us to get some money, my sweet!"
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This will get us to Sunnydale, and we will wreak havoc on our way there. I always loved a good show before the opening act.
“Look at all our money, Spike.” I said with delight.
Finally we stopped spinning and he set me down. He grabbed a suitcase that had been left by the would be and now dusty robbers, and began to fill it up with the all the money.
I came behind Spike and wrapped my arms around him. “Sunnydale awaits my darling. It’s calling us, begging us to come…” I cooed softly
“The new slayer awaits… it will be an awful great adventure.”
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I let her hug me from behind as I stashed the money into the bag. I wasn't happy, because bloody honestly, there wasn't very much of it, but it was better then none.
"This bloody till isn't some fortune, my pet, but it will be enough to get us a car, get us across the bloody country and keep me filled with booze and smokes for a long bloody time."
I turned around and kissed her.
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I could almost hear the stars above me, singing to me, asking me to come out into the moonlight and play with them.
Soon precious... Soon I will be strong and play with you...
"Dusk approaches, love. I can almost smell it in the air. Its intoxicating." I cooed.
I wanted to be strong again. I didn’t like feeling tired all the time… I wanted to have tea parties and really yummy guests. To be able to go out on my own and drain the life of pretty poppet, or bring little gifts to my Spike like I did so often before.
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And, sodding night was falling. In mere bloody minutes, we would be off of this ship and in New York. There were lots of bloody folks like happy meals with legs there and at the end of the Bloody line, was a new slayer, in Sunnybloodydale, California, and she would restore my most wicked pet.
"Shall we head for the exits, my lamb?"
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Miss Edith was tired of the sound the water made too; she was most cross with me for bringing her in this trip and hardly talked to me anymore.
But we were leaving now, going away so that mommy could get better. Going away to California, with Spike and Miss Edith.
“Yes darling, ready to fly the coop, I don’t want to feel like a caged birdie any more…” I said with a smile. I was tired of this place, with its metal wall and no flowers. I wanted the open skies, the smell of the flowers… jasmine and daisies…
“Will you hold me? Hold me while the stars sing to me?”
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