My tweets

[the_daily_rag]

• Sat, 09:10: #ThisJustIn: Alan locked his account just shortly before it wasn't locked!
• Sat, 09:24: #Birthdays: @ nekromistress
• Sat, 09:38: #BREAKINGnews! #ZOMBIEalert: Recent studies reveal that #AXEbodySpray may kick off a #ZombieApocalypse. It makes #zombies.
• Sat, 09:38: #RPcommunity! Someone took #cyberbullying to a scary place yesterday, content edited http://t.co/CKUGdTpm
• Sat, 09:38: #TweetOfTheDay: @ Jessica_Pers Castiel I couldn't fix but I wouldn't mind feeding him Jello. And sponge baths. Lots of sponge baths.
• Sat, 09:41: #Fact! All techno music is based on the different beats of Chuck Norris' heart.
• Sat, 09:53: #ClubTux! Yet again, Simon P has retreated into his pillow fort of seclusion.
• Sat, 10:04: #Aries: This is an excellent day to dare. Dare to eat a peach. Dare to wear your trousers rolled, & walk along the beach. That sorta thing.
• Sat, 10:05: #Taurus: A haunting melody will float through the air this evening, with no apparent source.
• Sat, 10:06: #Gemini: Perhaps you should call in sick today, and just stay indoors watching Wheel Of Fortune?

• Sat, 10:06: #Cancer: Remember: loose lips sink ships.
• Sat, 10:07: #Leo: Time to develop new friendships, and possibly to get a new hair style.
• Sat, 10:08: #Virgo: Good time to become involved in a secret plot to overthrow someone or something.
• Sat, 10:08: #Libra: Try to praise in public and criticize in private. Just never, ever, criticize privates.
• Sat, 10:10: #Scorpio: Try to avoid nibbling on things today.
• Sat, 10:10: #Sagittarius: You will win 12,000 cases of peanut brittle today, on a call-in game show. That's a LOT of peanut brittle, as it turns out.
• Sat, 10:10: #Capricorn: You will stack furniture in the bathtub, today. That's just the sort of thing you would do, your friends will say.
• Sat, 10:10: #Aquarius: Excellent day to make odd hand gestures at people you don't know.
• Sat, 10:10: #Pisces: You will find happiness. It will look a lot like tranquility, only a bit fluffier.
• Sat, 10:38: @! #Fact: @ RedHoodJason's behavior is like a scary extreme of @ BobbyZod, who used to say he'd fight people he met online.

• Sat, 10:38: @! #RPcommunity: If someone hasn't reported @ RedHoodJason to @ twitter already, now's a good time http://t.co/CKUGdTpm
• Sat, 11:12: #SupernaturalRP! Dean Winchester wearing pink panties is hardly news. Wearing matching bra & garters would be news.
• Sat, 11:14: #SupernaturalRP! The arcangel Gabriel would never be caught dead in a woman's panties. He much prefers their corsets. Keeps him looking slim
• Sat, 11:19: #SupernaturalRP! Gabriel wears women's corsets because they hide his gut. Also because they make him feel pretty. So pretty.
• Sat, 11:19: #SupernaturalRP! The arcangel Gabriel is pretty and witty and wise.
• Sat, 11:21: #Grimmverse! The goblins just came out of the closet... SOMEBODY THROW THEM BACK IN THERE AND NAIL IT SHUT.
• Sat, 11:23: #SupernaturalRP! Gabriel's vessel is not at all fat. However, don't judge a book by it's cover. All that chocolate has been fattening Gabe.
• Sat, 11:24: #SupernaturalRP! Deep inside Gabriel's fit, possibly buff, vessel is a very chunky arcangel. He's poofing the vessel out a bit. Cue corsets.
• Sat, 11:27: #FightClub! #Poll: Who would win in a battle of @ Zombie_Squirrel vs @ LucifersRuby? Input required.
• Sat, 11:29: #BREAKINGnews! #Grimmverse: dεรт¡หყ has just become goblin bait.

• Sat, 11:43: #Cyberbully Chronicles! #RPcommunity: Looks like someone is getting desperate http://t.co/0Z94OZs1
• Sat, 11:56: #TwitterNews! There appears to be something wrong with #twitter DMs at the moment. You may have to make sure what you sent is still 'sent'.