Tue, 21:42: #ThisJustIn: It is the determination of the Blue Bird Tabloid that @ ThePinkNeko is in dire need of hugz! If you're reading this, go hug her!
Wed, 10:12: #MedbotNews! #Laughter: A convulsion, producing a distortion of features & accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious & incurable.
Wed, 10:14: #Aries: A huge red balloon will float by you, today, being pursued by a small person of the French persuasion, and a film crew.
Wed, 10:15: #Virgo: You will notice an odd stone "egg" in an antique shop. Don't bring it home. They're very hungry right after they hatch.
Wed, 10:16: #Libra: You will see an ancient symbol appearing in the whorls of your fingerprints. Combined with dreams of apocalypse may make you worry.
Wed, 10:16: #Scorpio: Good time to start on your trophy collection! (You can have them made for yourself, you know.)
Wed, 10:16: #Sagittarius: Nobody knows the trouble you've seen. Except for Bob, that is. You know - the quiet neighbor, with the binoculars?
Wed, 10:17: #Capricorn: Drip, drip, drip. Dunno. Something like that will be in your life, soon. I'll bet it's something good!
Wed, 10:17: #Aquarius: One part of you really wants something, and another part of you wants to wait. Don't let it escalate into a fist fight.
Wed, 10:18: #Pisces: You need to do something about that nervous laugh. Practice an "evil laugh" and use that instead.
Wed, 10:32: #RPtips! If you regularly @ many people, then suddenly delete all your tweets and say they never existed... nobody will believe you.
Wed, 10:34: #Poll! Ever have a day it seems everything on #television is a re-run but you think you've traveled back in time instead?
Wed, 11:09: #RPtips! Having a picture what someone looks like isn't proof it's them. The internet is full of pictures. Embrace technology: Skype/Webcam.