Oct 30, 2014 12:05
- Wed, 19:18: #WtFnEwS! #CrimeBeat: #Teletubby steals #food, puts it in his #manPurse http://t.co/Cgncz3Hi8T
- Wed, 19:19: #WtFnEwS! Never too old for #HelloKitty http://t.co/lZVIUPc6rQ
- Wed, 19:21: #Enews! #Winning: #AshtonKutcher has stopped listening to #CharlieSheen http://t.co/Xh2vnwo368 http://t.co/c7CoLN6ESM
- Wed, 19:23: #PornstarPress! #BusinessNews: #TanyaTate Debuts Her #MyHeroToys, Customizable #Vinyl #ActionFigures http://t.co/etMme2w9uA
- Thu, 11:18: Editor! There will be #HorrorScopes today... very late, in a few minutes.
- Thu, 11:25: #Aries: When asked to perform in a successful jazz band, consider all your options before accepting.
- Thu, 11:26: #Taurus: If you never liked sprouts before, try them again. Your tastes may have changed.
- Thu, 11:26: #Gemini: The dead are unlikely to rise from their graves today, but this should not deter you from starting your "Anti-Zombie" fan club.
- Thu, 11:26: #Cancer: You deserve praise for your excellent work.
- Thu, 11:26: #Leo: Pull out of any prior engagements tonight as you are about to receive a special unexpected visitor.
- Thu, 11:26: #Virgo: Brown is your unlucky color for today. Avoid it whenever possible.
- Thu, 11:26: #Libra: Your desire for more money will never come true unless you get off your ass and do something.
- Thu, 11:26: #Scorpio: Please keep your eyes on the exits.
- Thu, 11:26: #Sagittarius: You like sea-life but you hate the sea.
- Thu, 11:26: #Capricorn: Butter your bread on both sides so that if the bread falls, you'll be screwed no matter what.
- Thu, 11:26: #Aquarius: Cartoons will flavor the day for you, today, giving you ideas and humor.
- Thu, 11:27: #Pisces: Jesus will stalk you and kill your animals.
- Thu, 11:27: #Ophiuchus: Hair can be red. Hair can be blue. You have some hair. And I have some too.
- Thu, 11:38: #CrimeBeat! When #JonKoppenhaver's found guilty: great for #WomensRights, a blow against #DomesticViolence, & #FreeWarMachine will pout.
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