Oct 07, 2014 12:07
- Tue, 05:47: #Aries: Express yourself in a non-flamboyant and unexciting way.
- Tue, 05:47: #Taurus: Today might be tiring, but you will sleep easy this evening once everything has died down.
- Tue, 05:47: #Gemini: In biscuits one can find sweet, sweet redemption. Especially when soaked in Rum.
- Tue, 05:47: #Cancer: You are overworked and underpaid. Man, I'm good at this horoscope lark, aren't I?
- Tue, 05:47: #Leo: Speeling mestakes are'nt god.
- Tue, 05:47: #Virgo: This horoscope is brought to you in association with your upcoming incredibly bad luck.
- Tue, 05:48: #Libra: Avoid the temptation to change your ways, lest you become half the person you are today.
- Tue, 05:48: #Scorpio: Other people are not as crazy as you make them out to be.
- Tue, 05:48: #Sagittarius: Make yourself a coffee, sit down and read the internet.
- Tue, 05:48: #Capricorn: Many of the solutions given to you in life make you feel like there's no hope. This is true.
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