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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I pushed _the_tower in the mud (-17 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Thursday I put gum in relm_of_fantasy's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (10 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
the_d_committee
A doll?! Stupid Santa...