Ryan needs

[the_cuaa_klepto]

It's been quite a while since I did anything in here, so I'm going to keep up my tradition of not posting anything worthwhile this summer and do one of those 'search for your name on the internet' things and see how I do. I'm going to do a few of them, so be prepared to scroll through this entry...

First Attempt: "Ryan Needs"

1. Ryan needs special care.
2. Ryan needs your advice.
3. Ryan needs to give back $25,000. (Yeah, that in addition to all the crap I've stolen from conco...)
4. Ryan needs his ass kicked hard.
5. Ryan needs to go to anger management classes.

Second Attempt: "Ryan Hit"

1. Ryan hit his head on the light.
2. Ryan hit several offensive moves.
3. Ryan hit Robin Ventura.
4. Ryan hit her.
5. Ryan hit a black man.

Third Attempt: "Ryan Screwed Up"

1. Ryan screwed up the cue cards.
2. Ryan screwed up his face.
3. Ryan screwed up badly and Republicans reacted. (I didn't know I was that influential!)
4. Ryan screwed up the project on purpose.
5. Ryan screwed up the bass tone. (Anything could screw up a bass)

Foruth Attempt: "Ryan Knows"

1. Ryan knows his, do you?
2. Ryan knows nobody has reason to be afraid of him.
3. Ryan knows better.
4. Ryan knows the media. (No thanks to mass comm...)
5. Ryan knows his way around a horse and cattle.

Fifth (and final) attempt: "Ryan Drinks"

1. Ryan drinks coffee.
2. Ryan drinks shots.
3. Ryan drinks out of handpuppet T-Rex's bottom.
4. Ryan drinks a lot, blah, blah, blah.
5. Ryan drinks from a bottle of wine.
6. Ryan drinks three sippy cups of milk a day plus cheese and yogurt. (I guess I like my dairy!)
7. Ryan drinks a tripple espresso before class and stabs himself in the thigh with a sharp pencil.
   
8. Ryan drinks heavily and enjoys talking about sex.
9. Ryan drinks at 9 AM.
10. Ryan drinks andd drives and probably runs down innocent children and pets.