He Brings Me Mexican Food From Sunbraro Just Because
I had study hall today.
If it wasn't for Hannah and Kiersten laughing at the way Cassie's butt looked maybe it wouldn't have happend!
So ultimatly this is Cassie's fault. For being born with a queer looking rear end. Fat Cassie.
So basically what happend was I looked down at Cassie's butt when Mr. Schwartz looked up at us and he yelled "HOPE!" in this uneccesary Nazi voice and I just looked up and was like "Oh my God, are you kidding me." Then Choir Nazi Schwartz was like "That's it just leave. Leave now." and I'm all "Uh, okay where do you want me to go?" and he's all "Just get out." So I say goodbye to the choir and walking into his office, which was stupid I should have just walked out of the classroom but I was already in the office and the band room is on the other side of the office so I couldn't just like walk through band practice so I sat in the chair next to his desk and picked at my nailpolish.
Then Chris comes in and is all "Whatever you do don't try to defend yourself because he'll just get more pissed. Seriously. I've been there like 8 times before don't say anything, just let him talk." And so I'm like fine. I wont talk. So I'm still sitting in his office by myself and I'm like thinking 'Dammit, how am I not going to say anything back? I have to do something.' so I unscrewed the cap to his coffee thermos and spit in it. Not a big spit, no snot or anything, just spit and screwed the cap back on. That felt good.
So finally choir gets over and Choir Nazi S. comes in and doesn't say anything for like 2 minutes and just stands there looking at me. So I go "So... what's up." Which was probably the lamest thing to say but I said it anyway. And he's all "I'm dissapointed in you. I'm dissapointed that this happend. I would expect this from Kiersten or Hannah (he didn't say Cassie, I don't know why though. Ha.)but not from you." So I'm just sitting there twidling my thumbs thinking about how Chris told me not to say anything when Nazi says "I think your parents would be really embarresed if they found out you could possibly fail this class for this." That pissed me off for some reason so I was like "Okay, don't tell me what my parents are going to say about this, you may be a dad, but you aren't my dad. When I tell my parents the chances are they're going to think it was a really stupid thing of you to do without even giving me a chance to explain. But whatever I know you aren't being paid to be my friend, you're being paid to be my teacher, and well thanks Mr. Schwartz this has been one hell of a lesson."
So he looks at me, and then folds his hands all teacher like and is all "I don't think you are in the position to talk back at me." So I decide to try the shutting up thing again. And he continues with the lecture and is all, "I moved you back there yes, because you and Haley were talking, and today Haley did an excellent job so I think that you are the real problem here personally." That's when I got really pissed and decided to screw Chris' no talking back plan because he was REALLY pissing me off, and the only thing in that moment that popped in my head for me to say was "Well personally Mr. Schwartz I think you suck." It came out sounding really lame too, but I kept going and I was all "Maybe it isn't fair for me to be talking to you like this or whatever, but at least I had the courtesy to do it behind closed doors and not in front of a room full of people."
That's when I got up and walked out of his office. It would have been a good exit if it wasn't for the fact that I forgot my ISD slip and had to walk back in and take it from him and walk back out again, but that didn't lessen the effect of the exit I promise.
He's a big jerk. I refuse to sing for the rest of my life.
Hate you Choir Nazi. You killed the joy of singing for me!
If it wasn't for Hannah and Kiersten laughing at the way Cassie's butt looked maybe it wouldn't have happend!
So ultimatly this is Cassie's fault. For being born with a queer looking rear end. Fat Cassie.
So basically what happend was I looked down at Cassie's butt when Mr. Schwartz looked up at us and he yelled "HOPE!" in this uneccesary Nazi voice and I just looked up and was like "Oh my God, are you kidding me." Then Choir Nazi Schwartz was like "That's it just leave. Leave now." and I'm all "Uh, okay where do you want me to go?" and he's all "Just get out." So I say goodbye to the choir and walking into his office, which was stupid I should have just walked out of the classroom but I was already in the office and the band room is on the other side of the office so I couldn't just like walk through band practice so I sat in the chair next to his desk and picked at my nailpolish.
Then Chris comes in and is all "Whatever you do don't try to defend yourself because he'll just get more pissed. Seriously. I've been there like 8 times before don't say anything, just let him talk." And so I'm like fine. I wont talk. So I'm still sitting in his office by myself and I'm like thinking 'Dammit, how am I not going to say anything back? I have to do something.' so I unscrewed the cap to his coffee thermos and spit in it. Not a big spit, no snot or anything, just spit and screwed the cap back on. That felt good.
So finally choir gets over and Choir Nazi S. comes in and doesn't say anything for like 2 minutes and just stands there looking at me. So I go "So... what's up." Which was probably the lamest thing to say but I said it anyway. And he's all "I'm dissapointed in you. I'm dissapointed that this happend. I would expect this from Kiersten or Hannah (he didn't say Cassie, I don't know why though. Ha.)but not from you." So I'm just sitting there twidling my thumbs thinking about how Chris told me not to say anything when Nazi says "I think your parents would be really embarresed if they found out you could possibly fail this class for this." That pissed me off for some reason so I was like "Okay, don't tell me what my parents are going to say about this, you may be a dad, but you aren't my dad. When I tell my parents the chances are they're going to think it was a really stupid thing of you to do without even giving me a chance to explain. But whatever I know you aren't being paid to be my friend, you're being paid to be my teacher, and well thanks Mr. Schwartz this has been one hell of a lesson."
So he looks at me, and then folds his hands all teacher like and is all "I don't think you are in the position to talk back at me." So I decide to try the shutting up thing again. And he continues with the lecture and is all, "I moved you back there yes, because you and Haley were talking, and today Haley did an excellent job so I think that you are the real problem here personally." That's when I got really pissed and decided to screw Chris' no talking back plan because he was REALLY pissing me off, and the only thing in that moment that popped in my head for me to say was "Well personally Mr. Schwartz I think you suck." It came out sounding really lame too, but I kept going and I was all "Maybe it isn't fair for me to be talking to you like this or whatever, but at least I had the courtesy to do it behind closed doors and not in front of a room full of people."
That's when I got up and walked out of his office. It would have been a good exit if it wasn't for the fact that I forgot my ISD slip and had to walk back in and take it from him and walk back out again, but that didn't lessen the effect of the exit I promise.
He's a big jerk. I refuse to sing for the rest of my life.
Hate you Choir Nazi. You killed the joy of singing for me!