Hetalia funny names
1.) Ludwig
1. A "pussy" or someone who is very cowardly
2. Slang for female genetalia
3. An term representing an individual's feminism and/or anti-masculinity
1. "I knew he wouldn't throw a punch, he's such a Ludwig."
2. "Dude, her Ludwig was so tight last night."
3. "Four guys are attending the party; well, three guys and the other is a Ludwig."
2.) Feliciano
a person that lives to suck dicks
man dont be a feliciano. your so gay.
3.) Antonio
Antonio can be Mexican, Italian, or a Black person's name. It originated in Italy, many people mistake it for a Mexican person's name.
Usually people with the name Antonio are amazing lovers. They usually are very good looking and could take your breath away with just one glance.
"what is your name?" "My name is Antonio" "Oh! are you Mexican?" "No..."
"Antonio is an amazing lover from Italy/Spain, he has a nice body and a beautiful tan."
"Antonio is a sexy name"
"Did you meet that fine italian boy, what was his name? Antonio?"
4.) Kiku
1. An exotic type of chrysanthemum found in the jungles of Marysville, Washington State.
2. A rock star known to have a vicious bark and a dangerous bite.
3. A person with pink hair.
"Mr. Hotty-Mc-Hotty-Pants was all over the place yesterday. He was such a kiku - my gosh."
5.) Alfred
A small town nestled in Allegany county, New York. Home to two colleges on opposite sides of main street, 3 bars, 2 sporting goods stores, 4 restaurants, and a (yes-- only one) stoplight. Other than if you are interested in ceramics or hazing, you have never heard of it. You have to drive an hour to a mall, 1 1/4 to an airport, and 20 minutes to a (crappy) movie theater. There is one, K-12 public school full of (mostly white) semi-snobby professor's kids and those who proudly were born and will die in Allegany County (which is the second poorest and most rural county in the state). Officially as far from urban as you can get.
There was a town festival for the 30th Anniversary of The Stoplight, and it was well attended. Need I say more?
6.) Arthur
A cool common male name, meaning "bear-like," believed to possibly be descended from the Roman surname Artorius ("plowman") or the Celtic bear-goddess Artio or more probably from the Celtic word artos ("bear").
Known from King Arthur, the legendary British ruler, therefore often used, if somebody is very strong.
"How could you manage to take this stuff? You must be an Arthur."
7.) Francis
Francis is a very attractive male, usually of Italian descent, but does not flaunt his nationality to attract females. Rather he shows his unsurpassed sporting and academic ability, and may remove his shirt from time to time to seal the deal.
Jill: "So, have you seen Francis today?"
Jane: "Oh my golly who hasn't? He is just so damn attractive."
Jill: "I heard he removed his shirt last week?"
Jane: "Yeah 7 girls who were there were taken to hospital with over-horny-itis, almost instantly."
8.) Yao
A word used to says whatsup, much cooler than the typical overused "yo"
"yao nihha whats good witchu?!"
9.) Ivan
He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!
totally fukable
10.) Elizaveta
A person who claims to be Russian for a prolonged period of time. However it is later revealed that they originate from Poland, Kazakhstan and/or the Ukraine and have a slight tendency towards racism.
"Dude, you know that Russian girl I met the other night?"
"No"
"Well, she was actually from Poland, Kazakhstan and/or the Ukraine"
"Mush, you got elizaveta'd!!!!!!!11"
11.) Vash
The main character of Trigun, an anime series. Vash the Stampede is a man shrouded in mystery, but is instantly recognized for being someone with a $$60,000,000 (sixty-billion double-dollar) bounty on his head. This is quite contrary because....well, watch the show to see what I mean.
"Trust me on this! When I first saw the first episode of Trigun, I thought it was fucked up and absolutely bipolar! But you have to give the show a chance, and you will learn more and more about not only Vash the Stampede, but the show in general. And if you're an intelligent person, you can look into the show's powerful philosophy."
12.) Toris
toris
also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.
"It took me three hours to find the 'toris and then I went all over the place."
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something
13.) Eduard
a useless person who is most certainly a noob at life. he's normally an azn who wears poc noob glasses, he loves lil' flip girls with the name lee. he's the most pathetic and dumbest person you will ever meet..if you meet him, just kill yourself
"Did you see that eduard..he was all alone macking out with a hot dog?!" "What a fuggin eduard"
14.) Tino
Short term used to refer to Cupertino High School (in Cupertino, California.). "Tino" can also be used to refer to the whole city of Cupertino, in California.
example 1
Sup man, lets head over to tino, theres a party goin on.
example 2
Guy 1: where u from man?
Guy 2: im from tino.
15.) Peter
the penis (see also cock,pecker)
"He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone."
16.) Matthew
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush
17.) Gilbert
a strange rapist or petafile that seems to oggle children.
"Spenser, I saw this gilbert at the elementary school playground with a pair of binoculars."
18.) Natalia
A polish word for someone who is beautiful and amazing.
"Your like Natalia! :)"
"Natalia gives me butterflies in my stomach."