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a. top 4 reasons you are cool.
one. I've turned gay boys straight and straight girls gay for me.
two. I have a patch of Rapheal from TMNT on the hole in the crotch of my jeans; the jeans that (two point five) I've been wearing every day for the past six or seven months.
three. I'm a pool shark.
four. I'm obsessed with bulldozers and have a phobia of massive electrical structures.
b. favorite band, book, and movie
A mix between Jamiroquai, Coldplay, Hooverphonic, Lola Ray, and anything classic rock can fulfil the position of my favorite band, because there cannot be one.
Still Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins
Drop Dead Fred/The Brave Little Toaster.
c. a small bio paragraph.
My name's Rachel Severance, and yes, my last name really does mean money. I'm 18, and unhappily living in Burlington Vermont. Secretly, I used to be rankofhands, but decided I would go through the fun of applying again, so really, whatever I get, I'm still going to rein in this community whether you like it or not because my name is on the mod list and there is nothing you can do about it sdfjhasgkodfasfas. I work at a pizza parlor and my hair is like an explosion. My kitty's name is Judas Preist, and my car is decked out in TMNT memorabelia. I have a knife. I smell. I want gold. I use every single oneof my pockets, and I think art class is an oxymoron. I am going to be a writer and you are going to be jealous of me and I am going to hit your face. You probably owe me dinner. A funny thing to do to someone who has just eaten a lot of acid and snorted some molly is whip out a samurai sword and point it at them. This is what I would look like if I was an MS Paint drawing:
