this is funny

Aug 11, 2004 17:58

im grounded for the nite.

edit:

mother told me lastnite when i came home at 2 am,
[not 4 am like she thought]...
that if i were to leave my house at any point during today without her permission,
that she would abbandon me and i would need to find a new home.
im not sure if she was drunk or what,
but i do know that i have had my fair share of her derangged punishments.
and after i get my golf on my bday, im outta here.
the only thing holding me back for the time being is:
1) my lack of income [seeing as im jobless]
2) my lack of transportaion [seeing as my car died]
3) my lack of an education [seeing as im taking a semester off]
4) and finally my lack of a place to go,
[seeing as all of my friends are fortunate enough to live at home with their SANE parents.]

so as for now i've been entertaining myself with visitors,
[] brummitt came by and visited me this morning.
which was wonderful as always.
[] then jenn came over and brought me cookies,
which were burnt but equally as wonderful.
[] and then josh came over and sucked at life,
until we both started laughing and then everything was fine. like normal <3

then something weird happened,
the unmentionable girl who made me feel worthless im'd me,
she said she was being nice and inviting me to mike's bday this weekend.
i said i didnt understand why she would do that
but she clearly thought it was a polite peace offering or soemthing.
so presumably i declined and now im gonna go paint leash her bday surprise! <3
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