Feb 13, 2008 10:36
Mhuhahahhahahahha
You may wonder why I laugh so evilly over the internets, well, my dear friends and non/friends but people I befriended anyway because they are nice, I AM OFICIALLY SIXTEEN. AND YES I KNOW I PROBABLY MISSPELLED OFICIALLY BECAUSE IT"S SUPPOSED TO BE OFFICIALLY, BUT I DON'T CARE!
If you have not turned away in either fright and/or disinterest, I shall tell you what this means. This means that I am now a legal beerdrinker and cigarettesmoker. It's always nice to do legal stuff.
No more getting older "friends" to get you beer or some coin that you put in some machine to retrieve your cigarettes. No, my friends, from now on, I can do this all by myself.
There is however, a slightly annoying thing that is ruining my happiness about all this.
There has been talk about moving the age for alcohol up to 18! And with alcohol, I mean beer! Because you cant actually buy that much when your sixteen. But, the point is, 18! That is just ridiculous. Also, banning smoking in cafe's and bars and whatnots! Seriously, wtf?! The place where I go practically excists of *underaged* people smoking and drinking stuff they should not be drinking at all---yet...
Also very ridiculous, because now, well, not now but after June 1st or something, every smoker has to go smoke outside. That means you can't relaxingly sit down inside, have a beer *which may not be possible either in a while since it may be going up to 18* **yes I have issues** and a smoke.
HOWEVER! It's not June 1st yet! it's the thirtienth of february, and it's my birthday, along with Robbie Williams, Happy B-day to you fella, and I am now sixteen. *deep breath*
Now that you have read this absolute piece of uselessness , you can go on to your further business, or pity me and comment!