Awwww Dayum Girl, Kill My Buzz Whyn't Ya? Dat Shit's Whack, Yo...

[the_chron]

I was havin da best dream ever, fo shizzle, yo. Had Beyonce on one knee, Ciara on da other, and dey was about to give me da bidness. You KNOW what I mean. Word. Den Tawny woke me up sayin I hadda write the news. Dayum! She best be makin dat shit up to me...

Da G-man be trippin on werewolves. 'Less they female, I ain't interested.

Spyin' on

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[_janice_]

Wanna real man, just come look me up.

Yeah, with my luck you're some kind of demon. Or under a spell or something.

[the_chron]

Naw, baby. I be one fine-azz brotha just lookin for a one-nighter luuuuv.

[_janice_]

Huh, y'know, that sounds a heck of lot less complicated than my current love life. Where's that office again?

[_janice_]

See, I knew it was gonna be an issue if I tried to move on...

[the_chron]

Ya cain't have 'em all, lil dood. Dat be D'Angelo's job.

[_janice_]

If you get all the girls, doesn't that mean I can date as many guys as I want?