bad omens holmes
fuckin friday (may 27) i cut my foot a gash is in the bottom of my foot and then yesterday my fingers were smashed into a car door. my middle finger on my right hand took most all damage and it bruised an its swollen up the ass. i might be over-exageratin but i dont care. uh urm. since frodo your the only one to fuckin read this shit i might as well tell ya this you'll have a fuckin riot i bet: yesterday as well i had a chocolate bar that melted so it was suggested to me that i put the melted chocolate on my leg and act like i had diareah. so i did. i got tears in my eyes as if i had an 'accident' and said "i gotta get home to the house fast." i looked at rita and she said "are you crying?" (she was the mastermind that planned this) and i said "yeah" in a squeaky voice and i smiled at her evilly and started to run from the busstop to the house but my foot started to throb so i walked and sat on the steps since the door was locked and Lupe opened the door and i ran for the bathroom and she asked "do you need a towel honey?" all comforting and i yelled bak yeah in a sad voice and me n rita busted out with laughter least i started first then rita joined and i said i was fine and it was chocolate and she called me "horrible" and "an evil child" and she said she thought i started my period since i walked alittle normal an shit. it was a fuckin hilarious prank. ppl on the bus probably saw the chocolate and took it for crap too since i put it on, on the bus. itwas funny. i love my evil trait or character i should say. well i gotta go so later frodo