two weird dream ideas that just might work.
(Open scene of a bunch of guys in a basement, like a social club or something)
Steve: All right guys, I call this meeting of G.I.G.O.R.C.O, otherwise known as guys intrested in girls of other races and culture only! So tim, do the role call.
Tim: Right, steve is here, I am here, dave is here, and the second tim is here. Has anyone seen robert?
Tim2: (stands up) Robert has informed me that he is currently at the eskimo olympics trying to pick up some how igloo lovin.
Steve: That lucky bastard, I would kill for a date with some of that fine native american ice culture...oh a man can dream. So what is the current status we can report?
Dave: (stands up) First, have we all enrolled in our japanese, russian, and german classes?
(group as a whole puts on silly hats of the respective languages, tim2 puts on a berret)
(Close up on steve's face in utter dissapointment)
Tim2:(looking around anxious) what...?
Dave: You asshole.
Tim2: what?
Dave: You damn asshole, how could you? didnt I tell you french girls were two weeks from now? Huh? That was the plan! We all enroll in japanese, russian and german and make it with hot chicks that look like ashley simpson from their prospective countries and then we make our way to conquer the french babes. Huh?! Dont you want that fine french loving?!
Tim2: Guys im pretty new to the group but...how many of you have actually had girlfriends from other cultures?
(no one raises their hands in slight embrassment)
Tim2: And...has anyone ever sucessfully dated a girl from another country?
Dave: UH-hello? thats why we're here, so we CAN do that.
Tim2: Well, did it ever occur to you that...maybe these girls know they you're just adopting their culture to get in their pants?
(uproar of speaking one person endding with "Poppycock!")
Tim2: Besides, how many times DOES THIS ACTUALLY WORK?
(All go silent except steve)
Steve: Yeah? well I dont think you're loyal to our cause tim! There are plenty of sucess stories! All around us! we've made it with exotic women you could possibly dream of! Dave, tell us about that time to took salsa lessons and snagged all those spanish chicks!
Dave: Um, actually I just said I was GOOD at making salasa and hung out in bars on the southside...they tied me up like a pinata and "banged" me with bats.
Steve: Hahaha, such a joke! What about that one time you bought all those mangas and animes and had japanese girls FLOCK to you?!
Dave: Actually...it turns out those girls tricked me into going onto a japanese game show where turtles pee'd on me if I could say the japanese alphabet backwards...
Tim2: Why cant we just go after american girls?
(uproar with poppycock ending it)
Steve: Yeah, sure. lets just do that, hell tell you what, why dont you tell that to robert as he puts the smooth moves on eskimos huh? He's the only member left thats got any dignity!
(Robert opens the door, falling down onto the floor with three harpoons in his back and a white flag with a letter on him)
Tim reads it: "Dear club, look, we get it, you just want to make out with exotic chicks. Please stop or you'll end up like free willy here."
(Silent moment)
Steve: See boys? this is what I call flirting...these exotic women are ripe for the picking
(Harpoon is thrown and nails steve in the arm)
Steve: Whoop!....m..all right, we're done here.
Steve: All right guys, I call this meeting of G.I.G.O.R.C.O, otherwise known as guys intrested in girls of other races and culture only! So tim, do the role call.
Tim: Right, steve is here, I am here, dave is here, and the second tim is here. Has anyone seen robert?
Tim2: (stands up) Robert has informed me that he is currently at the eskimo olympics trying to pick up some how igloo lovin.
Steve: That lucky bastard, I would kill for a date with some of that fine native american ice culture...oh a man can dream. So what is the current status we can report?
Dave: (stands up) First, have we all enrolled in our japanese, russian, and german classes?
(group as a whole puts on silly hats of the respective languages, tim2 puts on a berret)
(Close up on steve's face in utter dissapointment)
Tim2:(looking around anxious) what...?
Dave: You asshole.
Tim2: what?
Dave: You damn asshole, how could you? didnt I tell you french girls were two weeks from now? Huh? That was the plan! We all enroll in japanese, russian and german and make it with hot chicks that look like ashley simpson from their prospective countries and then we make our way to conquer the french babes. Huh?! Dont you want that fine french loving?!
Tim2: Guys im pretty new to the group but...how many of you have actually had girlfriends from other cultures?
(no one raises their hands in slight embrassment)
Tim2: And...has anyone ever sucessfully dated a girl from another country?
Dave: UH-hello? thats why we're here, so we CAN do that.
Tim2: Well, did it ever occur to you that...maybe these girls know they you're just adopting their culture to get in their pants?
(uproar of speaking one person endding with "Poppycock!")
Tim2: Besides, how many times DOES THIS ACTUALLY WORK?
(All go silent except steve)
Steve: Yeah? well I dont think you're loyal to our cause tim! There are plenty of sucess stories! All around us! we've made it with exotic women you could possibly dream of! Dave, tell us about that time to took salsa lessons and snagged all those spanish chicks!
Dave: Um, actually I just said I was GOOD at making salasa and hung out in bars on the southside...they tied me up like a pinata and "banged" me with bats.
Steve: Hahaha, such a joke! What about that one time you bought all those mangas and animes and had japanese girls FLOCK to you?!
Dave: Actually...it turns out those girls tricked me into going onto a japanese game show where turtles pee'd on me if I could say the japanese alphabet backwards...
Tim2: Why cant we just go after american girls?
(uproar with poppycock ending it)
Steve: Yeah, sure. lets just do that, hell tell you what, why dont you tell that to robert as he puts the smooth moves on eskimos huh? He's the only member left thats got any dignity!
(Robert opens the door, falling down onto the floor with three harpoons in his back and a white flag with a letter on him)
Tim reads it: "Dear club, look, we get it, you just want to make out with exotic chicks. Please stop or you'll end up like free willy here."
(Silent moment)
Steve: See boys? this is what I call flirting...these exotic women are ripe for the picking
(Harpoon is thrown and nails steve in the arm)
Steve: Whoop!....m..all right, we're done here.