SUPER CRAZY STORY OH RAMA!
The Adventures of TV
Part 1 - Resident Evil
TV: OH SNAP! *he watched as Joseph Frost, a member STARS Alpha Team, was torn apart by 3 cerberus….* Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn…*their noses picked up his cologne and they turned to look at TV with hungry eyes* o_o…CRAAAAAAAAAAP! *he rushed for the mansion, sort of waving his arms around like an idiot as he tried to outrun the ravenous dogs…fortune was on his side though, as he threw open the front doors of a nearby mansion and slammed it behind him, locking out all other members of STARS…by mistake ^_^; *
Chris: YOU BASTARD!
Jill: AHHHH!!
Barry: Good doggy, GOOD DOGGY! NOOOOOOO!
Wesker: HURRY! OPEN! THIS! DOOR! *Wesker screamed as he slammed his fists against the hard wood of the door to freedom…but TV sort of well, couldn’t hear them…MP3 player blasting Metallica blocked out all sound*
TV: Hm? What was that? *he removed his headphones just as the dieing breathes of the STARS team ended and he opened the door, seeing their mangled and discarded corpses still being chewed on by the nearby bloodhounds* o.o oopsy….*he slowly closed the door and coughed…scratching the back of his head with embarrassment* Guess I should have opened the door…
TV: Hm…a dining room..*he said as he entered the room, not closing the door behind him as would be expected in the RE world…instead he moved around freely and picked up objects that were supposed to be inanimate and unimportant to the storyline…pretty much stuck to a pre-rendered background...TV was breaking those laws. After awhile, he accidently dropped one of the glasses he was examining* O_O whoops…ah screw it…this room sucks *he scuffed and went walking through the room, only to slip on a puddle of blood and land on his back* >_< OW! *he got up, his ass in pain T_T…but he looked down to see the blood* Blood…hm…*he put his finger down and took up a bit of the liquid, putting it to his tongue but shortly he spit it out and tried to get rid of the taste* >_< God, what was Barry thinking anyways…I bet he’s secretly a vampire under that wannabe-Chuck Norris beard…*he saw an emblem on the fireplace and thought for a second* Hm…that looks interesting…should I take it? *he had the option, yes or no…then he realized the game was trying to stick it’s rules on him so he just jacked that motha and snuck into the next room with it* Heh heh…uh oh, crunching noises…;>.>…*his eyes wandered he hallway only to notice a figure pointed out by the lightning flashes outside…TV set down the emblem and got against the wall, slowly creeping around to take a peek…* O_O!!!!!!!!! *he swallowed hard and started to sweat, a bit freaked out by this scene…a zombie eating a guy…TV took another peek, but this time it turned and saw him* @_@; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! *he ran through the hallway and back into the living room…closing the door behind him with the thought of zombies unable to open doors…he was wrong* o_O huh? *it stumbled forward after the door was opened and came straight at TV* EEK! *he grabbed the zombie, while it was trying to grab him and he threw it into the fireplace…watching sparks fly as the rotten flesh melted away in ash…* Ew…and phew *he wiped his forehead, sighing in relief to survive that…after that, he went back to where the dead guy was and checked his pockets…he only found bullets…but he did also steal the shoes…nice combat boots >=) * ALRIGHT! LOOKS LIKE I’VE GOT SOME EXPLORING TO DO! ^_^ *he walked back to the emblem and checked the nearby door, finding it to be locked* Locked from the other side huh? Hm….*he kicked the door and it crashed to the floor on the other side* ^_^; *he looked around and to his luck, he found a “scythe”…not the Grim Reaper’s scythe but one you would find on a farm or in a Children of the Corn movie…with the scythe in hand, he proceeded to a nearby room…and put back in his headphones.*
And so his adventure began…
Part 1 - Resident Evil
TV: OH SNAP! *he watched as Joseph Frost, a member STARS Alpha Team, was torn apart by 3 cerberus….* Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn…*their noses picked up his cologne and they turned to look at TV with hungry eyes* o_o…CRAAAAAAAAAAP! *he rushed for the mansion, sort of waving his arms around like an idiot as he tried to outrun the ravenous dogs…fortune was on his side though, as he threw open the front doors of a nearby mansion and slammed it behind him, locking out all other members of STARS…by mistake ^_^; *
Chris: YOU BASTARD!
Jill: AHHHH!!
Barry: Good doggy, GOOD DOGGY! NOOOOOOO!
Wesker: HURRY! OPEN! THIS! DOOR! *Wesker screamed as he slammed his fists against the hard wood of the door to freedom…but TV sort of well, couldn’t hear them…MP3 player blasting Metallica blocked out all sound*
TV: Hm? What was that? *he removed his headphones just as the dieing breathes of the STARS team ended and he opened the door, seeing their mangled and discarded corpses still being chewed on by the nearby bloodhounds* o.o oopsy….*he slowly closed the door and coughed…scratching the back of his head with embarrassment* Guess I should have opened the door…
TV: Hm…a dining room..*he said as he entered the room, not closing the door behind him as would be expected in the RE world…instead he moved around freely and picked up objects that were supposed to be inanimate and unimportant to the storyline…pretty much stuck to a pre-rendered background...TV was breaking those laws. After awhile, he accidently dropped one of the glasses he was examining* O_O whoops…ah screw it…this room sucks *he scuffed and went walking through the room, only to slip on a puddle of blood and land on his back* >_< OW! *he got up, his ass in pain T_T…but he looked down to see the blood* Blood…hm…*he put his finger down and took up a bit of the liquid, putting it to his tongue but shortly he spit it out and tried to get rid of the taste* >_< God, what was Barry thinking anyways…I bet he’s secretly a vampire under that wannabe-Chuck Norris beard…*he saw an emblem on the fireplace and thought for a second* Hm…that looks interesting…should I take it? *he had the option, yes or no…then he realized the game was trying to stick it’s rules on him so he just jacked that motha and snuck into the next room with it* Heh heh…uh oh, crunching noises…;>.>…*his eyes wandered he hallway only to notice a figure pointed out by the lightning flashes outside…TV set down the emblem and got against the wall, slowly creeping around to take a peek…* O_O!!!!!!!!! *he swallowed hard and started to sweat, a bit freaked out by this scene…a zombie eating a guy…TV took another peek, but this time it turned and saw him* @_@; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! *he ran through the hallway and back into the living room…closing the door behind him with the thought of zombies unable to open doors…he was wrong* o_O huh? *it stumbled forward after the door was opened and came straight at TV* EEK! *he grabbed the zombie, while it was trying to grab him and he threw it into the fireplace…watching sparks fly as the rotten flesh melted away in ash…* Ew…and phew *he wiped his forehead, sighing in relief to survive that…after that, he went back to where the dead guy was and checked his pockets…he only found bullets…but he did also steal the shoes…nice combat boots >=) * ALRIGHT! LOOKS LIKE I’VE GOT SOME EXPLORING TO DO! ^_^ *he walked back to the emblem and checked the nearby door, finding it to be locked* Locked from the other side huh? Hm….*he kicked the door and it crashed to the floor on the other side* ^_^; *he looked around and to his luck, he found a “scythe”…not the Grim Reaper’s scythe but one you would find on a farm or in a Children of the Corn movie…with the scythe in hand, he proceeded to a nearby room…and put back in his headphones.*
And so his adventure began…