BADASS FILES
SO BLACKHOLEVALLEY AND I COMBINED FORCES TO CONDUCT IMPORTANT RESEARCH ABOUT WHAT A BADASS SCULLY IS. WE WOULD LIKE TO SHARE OUR FINDINGS WITH THIS COMMUNITY.
SCULLY IS SO BADASS…
1) SCULLY IS SO BADASS THAT THE EARTH'S MAGNETIC FIELD IS A DIRECT RESULT OF SCULLY'S MAGNETIC PERSONALITY
2) SCULLY DOES NOT NEED OVA IN ORDER TO PROPAGATE; SHE JUST SELF-CLONES AND HAND-THREADS HER OWN DNA FOR HER PROGENY
3) CANCER DOES NOT INVADE SCULLY. SCULLY INVADES CANCER
4) SCULLY SWITCHED FROM BEING A PHYSICS MAJOR TO BEING A DOCTOR WHEN SHE REALIZED THAT THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DID NOT APPLY TO HER
5) SCULLY'S HAIR IS SO RED IT MADE MULDER COLORBLIND
6) SCULLY IS SUCH AN "ICE QUEEN" THAT SHE ONCE HAD AN INTERNAL TEMPERATURE OF ABSOLUTE ZERO
7) SCULLY IS SO BADASS THAT WHEN SHE DOES GEL ELECTROPHORESIS, THE DNA FRAGMENTS ARE NOT BEING PULLED BY A CURRENT, THEY ARE ACTUALLY RUNNING AWAY FROM HER
8) WHEN SCULLY DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAY TO SOLVE A CASE, SHE STARTS SPINNING COUNTERCLOCKWISE AND BY EACH TURN SHE ROBS THE PLANET OF ANGULAR MOMENTUM SLOWING ITS SPIN, LENGTHENING THE DAY AND PUSHING BACK THE NIGHT GIVING HER MORE TIME
9) ALIENS WANT TO INVADE EARTH, BUT SCULLY SCARES THEM SO MUCH THAT THEY ARE WAITING UNTIL SHE DIES TO ATTACK. TOO BAD SHE'S IMMORTAL
10) SCULLY IS SO BADASS THAT AFTER THE BEE STUNG HER IN MULDER'S HALLWAY AND RUINED A POSSIBLE MAKE-OUT SCENARIO, SHE WENT AROUND THE WORLD KILLING ALL THE HONEYBEES THUS SPARKING THE MUCH WORRIED DEBATE OF WHY ALL THE BEES ARE DISAPPEARING (SEE http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19325964.500-where-have-all-the-bees-gone.html)
11) SCULLY HAS NEVER CRIED. HER TEARS ARE MERELY HER CONTRIBUTION TO EARTH'S DWINDLING WATER SUPPLY
12) SCULLY IS SO BADASS SHE SAYS "EDDIE VAN BLUNDT" WITHOUT THE "H"
13) SCULLY IS SO BADASS THAT WHEN THEY THROW THE ANNUAL MANDATORY FBI BALL... SHE BRINGS A CATCHER'S MITT AND A BASEBALL BAT
SCULLY IS SO BADASS…
1) SCULLY IS SO BADASS THAT THE EARTH'S MAGNETIC FIELD IS A DIRECT RESULT OF SCULLY'S MAGNETIC PERSONALITY
2) SCULLY DOES NOT NEED OVA IN ORDER TO PROPAGATE; SHE JUST SELF-CLONES AND HAND-THREADS HER OWN DNA FOR HER PROGENY
3) CANCER DOES NOT INVADE SCULLY. SCULLY INVADES CANCER
4) SCULLY SWITCHED FROM BEING A PHYSICS MAJOR TO BEING A DOCTOR WHEN SHE REALIZED THAT THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DID NOT APPLY TO HER
5) SCULLY'S HAIR IS SO RED IT MADE MULDER COLORBLIND
6) SCULLY IS SUCH AN "ICE QUEEN" THAT SHE ONCE HAD AN INTERNAL TEMPERATURE OF ABSOLUTE ZERO
7) SCULLY IS SO BADASS THAT WHEN SHE DOES GEL ELECTROPHORESIS, THE DNA FRAGMENTS ARE NOT BEING PULLED BY A CURRENT, THEY ARE ACTUALLY RUNNING AWAY FROM HER
8) WHEN SCULLY DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAY TO SOLVE A CASE, SHE STARTS SPINNING COUNTERCLOCKWISE AND BY EACH TURN SHE ROBS THE PLANET OF ANGULAR MOMENTUM SLOWING ITS SPIN, LENGTHENING THE DAY AND PUSHING BACK THE NIGHT GIVING HER MORE TIME
9) ALIENS WANT TO INVADE EARTH, BUT SCULLY SCARES THEM SO MUCH THAT THEY ARE WAITING UNTIL SHE DIES TO ATTACK. TOO BAD SHE'S IMMORTAL
10) SCULLY IS SO BADASS THAT AFTER THE BEE STUNG HER IN MULDER'S HALLWAY AND RUINED A POSSIBLE MAKE-OUT SCENARIO, SHE WENT AROUND THE WORLD KILLING ALL THE HONEYBEES THUS SPARKING THE MUCH WORRIED DEBATE OF WHY ALL THE BEES ARE DISAPPEARING (SEE http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19325964.500-where-have-all-the-bees-gone.html)
11) SCULLY HAS NEVER CRIED. HER TEARS ARE MERELY HER CONTRIBUTION TO EARTH'S DWINDLING WATER SUPPLY
12) SCULLY IS SO BADASS SHE SAYS "EDDIE VAN BLUNDT" WITHOUT THE "H"
13) SCULLY IS SO BADASS THAT WHEN THEY THROW THE ANNUAL MANDATORY FBI BALL... SHE BRINGS A CATCHER'S MITT AND A BASEBALL BAT