I DON'T USUALLY MAKE BIRTHDAY POSTS IN HERE, BUT THIS ONE IS IN LIEU OF PENANCE, SO HERE IT IS IN ALL ITS PICSPAMMY INGLORY.
HEY YOU GUYS, SOMEONE HAS A BIRTHDAY TODAY!
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, COMMENCE SCOURING OF INTERNET AND CONTACTING FRIENDS FOR PRESENT IDEAS.
"LET'S GET THE LONE GUNMEN TO BAKE CAKES!"
"...MULDER, I'M NOT SURE THAT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA..."
"TRUST ME!"
"THE LAST TIME YOU SAID THAT - "
"OKAY, TRUST ME THIS TIME."
"LANGLY, I'M NOT SURE SHE'S AS INTO MOTHERBOARDS AS YOU ARE."
"BYERS, THAT'S...VERY TIDY?"
"FROHIKE, NO SERIOUSLY, WHAT EVEN IS THAT? UFOS DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT. OKAY, MAYBE SOME DO, BUT NOT WITH CANDLES ON TOP."
"IF YOU TWO DON'T STOP THIS CONVERSATION NOW YOU WILL BOTH BE WEARING THAT CAKE."
~CRICKETS~
"WHY DID WE EVEN ASK CSM? CGB, WE ARE NOT GIVING HER MORLEYS. END OF STORY."
"NO, KRYCEK, I DON'T THINK A RUSSIAN METEORITE MAKES A GREAT PRESENT, EVEN IF YOU SWEAR IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE. ESPECIALLY IF YOU SWEAR IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE."
"MULDER, SHE DOESN'T WEAR TIES. BUY THAT FOR YOURSELF. OH, YOU ALREADY DID? SOMEHOW I AM NOT SURPRISED."
"OKAY, ALBERT HOSTEEN HAS THE FIRST AWESOME IDEA SO FAR. THAT IS A PRETTY GREAT BUMPER STICKER."
"MELISSA MADE SOME EARRINGS. STOP GROANING, MULDER, THEY'RE CUTE."
"IF MELISSA CAN CONTRIBUTE, I CAN CONTRIBUTE. SHE WILL LOVE THIS KEYCHAIN, JUST LIKE YOU LOVED THE APOLLO 11 KEYCHAIN. AND SKINNER MADE A COLLAGE OF US MADE OF PICTURES OF UFOS. I HEARD HE WRITES FANFIC, TOO. ...NOW YOU STOP GROANING, SCULLY."
"WE DONE GOOD. OR AT LEAST WE TRIED. TIME TO GET READY FOR HER PARTY!"
"THIS IS THE PART I LIKE!"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
WITH SINCERE APOLOGIES TO THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET WHOSE IMAGES I STOLED D:
EDIT: AS I HAVE JUST LEARNED FROM
THIS POST IN
xfiles, MARCH 6 IS THE DAY MULDER AND SCULLY FIRST MET. HISTORIC OCCASION INDEED!