AS OF 3:16 PM...24 YEARS...876O DAYS OLD

[the_canoli]

KISS MY ASS ITS MY BIRFDAY...YAAAAAY

Space command to Zoom
All systems are go for your message to Canoli!

Hey, Canoli!
It's your birthday!
I'm in charge of the stars
And I'm here to say,
'cause Canoli,
You're the BIG STAR today!

My name is Zoom
And I live on the moon
But I came down to earth
Just to sing you this tune
Hey, Canoli,
It's your birthday today!

A present for you
I wanted to find
An outerspace creature
A one of a kind!
A wild whop or a kukelchoo,
An apple drop or a buzzardstew
Or maybe a 3-eyed pickleshay
For your birthday

Did you ask:
"uh, what's a kukelchoo?"
Well, up on the moon it's nothing new
But that won't do for you,
On your birthday!

I searched behind the clouds and stars
I even zoomed my bike to Mars
And met my friend the saucer man
And he said:
Hey Zoom, you're in need of something new
So how about a song, just from YOU?

And so tonight when you're in bed
I'll be singing to you as I zoom overhead
Singing, Canoli! Happy Birthday
Singing, Canoli! Happy Birthday
Singing, Canoli! Happy Birthday

To you!

Happy Birthday, Canoli!
See you next year!

365 days x 24 years =8,760 days...damn i'm old

weeee and in 14 days ...i'm a new man!