Mar 15, 2004 17:19
ever been THIS bored???? its time to gay up some bible thumping jesus literature...my psychotic sacrilege passion of christ continues...
jesus is condemned to death...by me!
they give jesus the cross...up the poop chute
jesus falls the first time...in love with a he-she/she-male
jesus and mary meet at a gay bar...at a klan meeting...in a gay/lesbian chat room
simon COWELL is forced to help jesus carry his cross
veronica wipes the face of jesus....which is covered in semen
gay jesus falls the second time ...in love with a man
jesus meets the women of jerusalem....and then he wakes up from that dream
jesus falls the third time...in love with a goat
jesus is stripped of his garments....by some drunken sailors
they nail jesus to the cross..and he likes it cause hes a SICK FRRRRRRREAK
jesus dies on the cross...(silence) (UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER!!!!)
jesus is taken down from the cross and placed in the arms of his mother ...and then beaten like an unwanted redheaded stepchild he is
jesus is locked in the tomb...and we all live happily ever after listening to his muffled horrific screams....
DIE JESUS DIE!
YOU MUST SUFFER MORE! YOU HAVE NOT NOR WILL YOU EVER EXPERIENCE AN ADEQUATE AMOUNT OF PAIN!
I WISH ALL THE WORST THINGS UPON YOU AND YOUR SOUL AND YOUR MEMORY AND ALL THAT SHIT YOU PIG FUCKER!!! DEATH TO YOU AND ALL THOSE WHO WORSHIP YOU....THEYVE SPREAD THEIR LIES LONG ENOUGH!!!!
or something...you know,its cool if youre into that higher power kinda thing. its just...youre a hippy and i hate you.that is all.
AMEN ! REJOICE! HALLELUJAH! PRAISE ALLAH! HAIL SATAN! FUELED BY SATAN! YAAAAAAY BEELZEBUB! GO SATAN GO!
youll never take me alive....
c u in HELL