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hi lane.
okay you guys...i am in tennessee.... im going to try to keep this short. okay so i got to paris tuesday night. the first thing we did was go to daniels house. that was really weird for me, that place is so white trash. long story short--my feet ended up getting muddy. i met drews friend molly, long story short--i washed my feet at her house. my parents took my garage door opener away, so he and i were going to break the window in the back door, but when we checked everything to see it anything was unlocked the sliding glass door in the kitchen was unlocked, so we went in from there. i got some movies that i left there, but i couldnt find the god damned shoe box full of pictures, which ive been wanting for so long. i wonder what my dad did with it.
i went to murfreesboro last night. it was a crazy fucked up night. i dont know how to summarize it. i met ambers boyfriend james. we stayed at his apartment with his fucked up roomamates. we all got wasted. kelly....was being drunk kelly and getting naked. james and her kept making out and shit. it was really weird. there was this one thing that happened like james was all okay drew of you let kells give ya a hickie ill give christina one. so i got a hickie from james. also james was giving kelly a back massage and she was making orgasm sounds, it was very inapropriate. but thats kells. hahha. i was trying to help her out and keep her clothes on and stuff, but she was being very unreasonable. oh ya, also one of the roommates tried to take advantage of her. we were outside smoking and kelly disapeared and when we came back in we were searching for her, i was yelling "kells!" and she was in kevs room on his bed. drew and i sat down in there with him, and he said something like "ya caught me!" or something like that, i cant remember exactly. his other roommate ryan was so short, and kelly said hes like handicapped or something to do with his legs. drew and i mocked him like squatting and wabbling forward and goin "wanna smoke a bowl?" it was hilarious. cause thats what he did. im not describing this very well.
i was going to sleep in the bed with kelly and james but drew took my spot so i slept on the floor, but he woke up during the night and i ganked his spot. im talking like a fucking idiot. we didnt get out of bed this morning until kelly offered to buy us chick-fil-a. it was amazingly good. i love mtsu. in their food area thing they have the greatest food ever, they have chick-fil-a, pizza hut, this fucking pasta thing that looks so fucking good, and awesome stuff.
drew and i make fun of everyone. its so great. we saw a girl in a wheel chair who was like 2 feet tall or something, and we almost died it was so fucking funny.
kelly just went to the library and left us here in her room. well...drew had to pee...and he isnt allowed to pee in the bathroom on their floor...so i was all like "..well..." and saw this cup on kellys desk....and um...ya he pissed in it. also, he went over a little bit, so i saw a bowl...and ya, he pissed in that too. then i had to go to the bathroom and pour it out. drew didnt want me to tell kelly. but i had to! i couldnt let them use that stuff knowing that there was piss in it.
okay kells wants her computer. so im going to get off of it now. alright.
bye lane.
okay you guys...i am in tennessee.... im going to try to keep this short. okay so i got to paris tuesday night. the first thing we did was go to daniels house. that was really weird for me, that place is so white trash. long story short--my feet ended up getting muddy. i met drews friend molly, long story short--i washed my feet at her house. my parents took my garage door opener away, so he and i were going to break the window in the back door, but when we checked everything to see it anything was unlocked the sliding glass door in the kitchen was unlocked, so we went in from there. i got some movies that i left there, but i couldnt find the god damned shoe box full of pictures, which ive been wanting for so long. i wonder what my dad did with it.
i went to murfreesboro last night. it was a crazy fucked up night. i dont know how to summarize it. i met ambers boyfriend james. we stayed at his apartment with his fucked up roomamates. we all got wasted. kelly....was being drunk kelly and getting naked. james and her kept making out and shit. it was really weird. there was this one thing that happened like james was all okay drew of you let kells give ya a hickie ill give christina one. so i got a hickie from james. also james was giving kelly a back massage and she was making orgasm sounds, it was very inapropriate. but thats kells. hahha. i was trying to help her out and keep her clothes on and stuff, but she was being very unreasonable. oh ya, also one of the roommates tried to take advantage of her. we were outside smoking and kelly disapeared and when we came back in we were searching for her, i was yelling "kells!" and she was in kevs room on his bed. drew and i sat down in there with him, and he said something like "ya caught me!" or something like that, i cant remember exactly. his other roommate ryan was so short, and kelly said hes like handicapped or something to do with his legs. drew and i mocked him like squatting and wabbling forward and goin "wanna smoke a bowl?" it was hilarious. cause thats what he did. im not describing this very well.
i was going to sleep in the bed with kelly and james but drew took my spot so i slept on the floor, but he woke up during the night and i ganked his spot. im talking like a fucking idiot. we didnt get out of bed this morning until kelly offered to buy us chick-fil-a. it was amazingly good. i love mtsu. in their food area thing they have the greatest food ever, they have chick-fil-a, pizza hut, this fucking pasta thing that looks so fucking good, and awesome stuff.
drew and i make fun of everyone. its so great. we saw a girl in a wheel chair who was like 2 feet tall or something, and we almost died it was so fucking funny.
kelly just went to the library and left us here in her room. well...drew had to pee...and he isnt allowed to pee in the bathroom on their floor...so i was all like "..well..." and saw this cup on kellys desk....and um...ya he pissed in it. also, he went over a little bit, so i saw a bowl...and ya, he pissed in that too. then i had to go to the bathroom and pour it out. drew didnt want me to tell kelly. but i had to! i couldnt let them use that stuff knowing that there was piss in it.
okay kells wants her computer. so im going to get off of it now. alright.
bye lane.