Jul 05, 2004 08:58
you know what's funny?
makeup.
makeup's funny.
you know why it's funny?
cause it costs a hell lot more here than in the us
you know why it costs more?
because it's imported
but dior's an exception.
because it's the same price you'd pay anywhere else.
50 dollars for the mascara.
one day i SWEAR i'm going to steal that stupid mascara from my sister... along with the matching lipgloss. I WANT IT SO BAD
urg.
i tried actually the other day... but she was in the room looking at me with her arms crossed as i "accidentally" tripped over my sock and grabbed her makeup bag. she's too quick with these things... and i don't like it.
o ya, my sister's a freak. she's finally gone into her tween years attitude. kill me now. EMMA, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT TWEENS ARE THE MOST UNBEARABLE HUMAN BEINGS ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH
- i was writing something no the computer one day, and i told her to get her butt out of the room. she gets out (after a huge sigh, whine, scream and punch in the back) .
so i'm just writing the email or livejournal update and i turn around AND SHE'S RIGHT THERE. nothing further needs to be said about this "sneaky" topic.
- i say "damn" and my sister completely FLIPS out like a dolphin. omg. immediately her eyes blow up the size of golf balls and then she runs away running toward my mom yelling: 'I'M TELLING ON YOUUUUUUUUUUU'. but that's not it, my OLDER sister said "piss" and she didn't say a THING. my older sister convinced my little sister that "piss" isn't a bad word... AND NEITHER ARE THE OTHER SWEAR WORDS SHE SAYS. but if I say them, they're bad. i hope that made sense.
- We have to share a bed again, and she WAKES me up in the MIDDLE of the night (i've mentioned this to you emma i think) to inform me that she thinks my finger/hair/foot touched her side 2 minutes ago.
and so there you have it ladies and gentlemen, the reasons why i killed my little sister and put her in a ditch. thank you.
o, and congratulations to those who actually read my whining.