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emma running like a gazelle but of the speed of a sloth... if that maked sense
straining our brains to find out how to beat the crazy paranoid librarian at her own game...
hm. what is she trying to say?
ok, well, today i was toasting a bagel in my toaster.
i was waiting for it to pop up when i saw the little sign on the top of the toaster: "do not touch"
so i'm thinking: who are they to say what i can or cannot do?! needless to say, i touched the top surface of the toaster
i now have 3rd degree toaster burn
i need to post this here for safe keeping:
The Spork
there once was a spork
that was a big dork
he sat all alone
cause he could not stab a bone
or pick up some fruit
or scoop soup
and neither could he toot
but then the spork found his home
where his family could freely roam
it was there at taco bell
but now thanks to him, eating there's a living hell
~ poem by JULIA <3