Young Avengers Longmire Challenge Fiction!

[the_bumper_car]

Title: Sex Train
Rating: R
Word Count: 630
Summary: Teddy and Vision talk about how seemingly simple sounding tasks can go horribly, horribly wrong.
Credit to Meann (kitsune_jade) for beta reading my fic, and to whoever originally came up with the Majesdanian Virus.

Comments

[fullmetal_cute]

*falls dead of the giggles* Very good. Very, VERY good. A few more people, and this can truely be a fandom cliche.

[the_bumper_car]

yes, and if we get enough people, we can even make it canon! >:)

[clayin]

*performs the dance of the fandom cliche*

You know, we probably ought to go and introduce this to the Runaways fandom too, since they're the ones who actually have a Majesdane available...

[the_bumper_car]

true that... anybody here know any good runaways LJ comms?

[kirke_novak]

< lj mode = sarcasm > Oooo! Poor Teddy! His superhandsome, supersexy boyfriend want to have sex with him! How will he cope! < / lj mode >

[Er… Cassie’s not pulling my legs anymore…]

Hahaha! Good one! :D

[the_bumper_car]

< lj mode = sarcasm > Oooo! Poor Teddy! His superhandsome, supersexy boyfriend want to have sex with him! How will he cope! < / lj mode >

Hey, to be fair to Teddy, his superhandsome, supersexy boyfriend wants to have ALL kinds of sex with him, and is currently in possesion of a dangerous SHIELD gadget that just vaporized a wall. You'd be scared to, in his position. :P

And you can't imagine how many hours I spent rewriting Vision's line, because all the others before that were too smutty... :P

[kirke_novak]

Not to mention that he can summon Tentacle Rape Monsters and bend them to his will! *evil laughter* :P

There's no such thing as 'too smutty'!!!! :D

[the_bumper_car]

Not to mention that he can summon Tentacle Rape Monsters and bend them to his will! *evil laughter* :P

I actually decided to give a suitable explanation why Billy doesn't just teleport a naked Teddy into his bed... the aforementioned Eldritch storm in the background prevents magic AND teleportation. Hence why Billy had to grab aforementioned wall-vaporizing dangerous SHIELD gadget. >:)

There's no such thing as 'too smutty'!!!! :D

When you manage to replace 3 pages of graphic description with one single line, then yes, there is. :P

[clayin]

*cue fangirlish glee*

So much winning. SO MUCH WINNING! :D

Poor Vision and Teddy. *snickers*

[the_bumper_car]

Yeay! Glad that you enjoyed it! :D

[magus_69]

Hee! Well done!

[the_bumper_car]

Thanks! :D

[yalover]

Very resourceful of Billy to think to vaporise the wall. Who needs magic anyway?

[the_bumper_car]

Yes, especially with all that dangerous military technology on hand? :P