The Music and Books Issue + Horoscopes!

Oct 24, 2005 16:44

Music

I don't know what's worse. Orange and Lemons ripping off Pinoy Ako from "Chandeliers" by Care, or Bamboo ripping off "F.U." from their own "Hallelujah". You decide, folks.

Books

Ooh. RA Salvatore Wank! My new favorite term: Drizzy Sue!!! :D

And the icon is love!

Horoscopes!

I will not be available on Thursday. Except if you're my guardian angel, in which case, CALL ME!!!!111!!!oneoneone!!!

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Imagine, if you will, your guardian angel. Now, banish all that asexual, dowdy-old-dead-lady imagery that comes to mind. Your guardian angel is actually quite smashing! Angelic in all the right places, not angelic in others, and wearing very few garments. Plus, your guardian angel can fly, and you have no idea how many new bedtime potentialities that opens up. You'll feel like this hot little spirit is watching out for you this week, yanking you out of the path of oncoming traffic, fending off rabid dogs. How you want to go about getting her to transubstantiate all over your vulnerable, all-too-mortal being is up to you. Sign up for harp lessons on Thursday, and splurge for the one-on-one instruction.

music, books, spammage

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