Button Flys, Monica Belluci, Friendster, and Gay Marriage
Button Flys
I finally figured out what the hell Button Fly Jeans are for!
I was watching "Shorties Watching Shorties" on Jack TV last Wednesday, and one of the comedians there said "What the hell are Button Fly Jeans for? Great, the last thing I need when I've drunk forty beers and trying to pee is a dexterity challenge."
Well, while I was putting on one of my said accursed button fly jeans, I was wondering that... and then it hit me. Button Fly Jeans are for guys who don't wear underwear!
Think about it. Aside from the chafing against the zipper, the number one reason why a guy who likes to let it all hang loose literally won't be wearing zippered pants is clearly demonstrated by Ben Stiller in the infamous "Bleeder" scene in "There's Something About Mary". There's just too much of a risk of getting things caught. X(
Well, if you're wearing button flys, you can safely go rambo without any possible injury due to zippers... just be sure not to accidentally pee on yourself when drunk. XP
Monica Belluci (And Keannu Reeves) Overload
After watching Tears of the Sun last Wednesday, I completed my Monica Belluci overload by finally watching her Hollywood debut in "Bram Stoker's Dracula", where she played a nymphomaniac vampire who menaces and sucks the fluids (and not just the blood) from Keannu Reeve's Jonathan Harker. Damnit, Keannu can't act his way out of a paper bag, but he's gotten more action from Monica Belluci in two movies than I can expect from women in my life. And I want a bed that has a Monica Belluci molded into it too, just like in Dracula! I don't even need the two other horny nympho vampires, Monica's enough. >:)
The Keannu Reeves Overload was then provided by the Devil's Advocate, where Keannu actually does some semblance of acting, not to mention look eerily similar to his movie Constantine...
Friendster Spamming
Hey! Friendster can now hold up to 25 pictures for your account! And you can now upload pix to other people's accounts (they'll have to approve it for it to be seen, though). If you're lazy about sending me my pix, why don't you just send it via Friendster?
And this gay marriage thing popped up on my flist courtesy of silverhakai and tristantrakand
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True Story: A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage. The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholicism is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshiped Satan. A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.
If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness.
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Okay na sana, I agree with this 100%, but then this also popped on my flist... a comic strip discussing why conservatives should really be supporting gay marriage. CONSPIRACY THEORY, OMFG!
http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050722.html
I finally figured out what the hell Button Fly Jeans are for!
I was watching "Shorties Watching Shorties" on Jack TV last Wednesday, and one of the comedians there said "What the hell are Button Fly Jeans for? Great, the last thing I need when I've drunk forty beers and trying to pee is a dexterity challenge."
Well, while I was putting on one of my said accursed button fly jeans, I was wondering that... and then it hit me. Button Fly Jeans are for guys who don't wear underwear!
Think about it. Aside from the chafing against the zipper, the number one reason why a guy who likes to let it all hang loose literally won't be wearing zippered pants is clearly demonstrated by Ben Stiller in the infamous "Bleeder" scene in "There's Something About Mary". There's just too much of a risk of getting things caught. X(
Well, if you're wearing button flys, you can safely go rambo without any possible injury due to zippers... just be sure not to accidentally pee on yourself when drunk. XP
Monica Belluci (And Keannu Reeves) Overload
After watching Tears of the Sun last Wednesday, I completed my Monica Belluci overload by finally watching her Hollywood debut in "Bram Stoker's Dracula", where she played a nymphomaniac vampire who menaces and sucks the fluids (and not just the blood) from Keannu Reeve's Jonathan Harker. Damnit, Keannu can't act his way out of a paper bag, but he's gotten more action from Monica Belluci in two movies than I can expect from women in my life. And I want a bed that has a Monica Belluci molded into it too, just like in Dracula! I don't even need the two other horny nympho vampires, Monica's enough. >:)
The Keannu Reeves Overload was then provided by the Devil's Advocate, where Keannu actually does some semblance of acting, not to mention look eerily similar to his movie Constantine...
Friendster Spamming
Hey! Friendster can now hold up to 25 pictures for your account! And you can now upload pix to other people's accounts (they'll have to approve it for it to be seen, though). If you're lazy about sending me my pix, why don't you just send it via Friendster?
And this gay marriage thing popped up on my flist courtesy of silverhakai and tristantrakand
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True Story: A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage. The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholicism is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshiped Satan. A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.
If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness.
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Okay na sana, I agree with this 100%, but then this also popped on my flist... a comic strip discussing why conservatives should really be supporting gay marriage. CONSPIRACY THEORY, OMFG!
http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050722.html