a hankering for some spankering!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I helped tax across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I helped ginja_ninja see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I punched sythic in the arm (-10 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-10 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
the_brown_fool