iTunes Prophecies

Jul 15, 2006 16:42

ok i was bored so have decided to steal this from eyecue

iTunes Prophecies: Go to your iTunes playlist and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

1. What do you think of me, iTunes? Decoder Ring - Somersault
'In my heart you will stay' - Awww, thats noice of you

2. Will I have a happy life? Last Train Home - Lostprophets
'But there's still tomorrow, forget the sorrow) - i take that as a maybe, hmmmm

3. What do my friends really think of me? Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson
'Once i ran to you, now i run from you' - Now i know how you biatches really feel!!

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Spitting Games - Snow Patrol
'I broke into your house last night' - I said lust, dammit LUST, not stalk! But its a Yes anyway in my books

5. What does [insert significant other] think of me? Sitting, Waiting, Wishing - Jack Johnson
'Must i always be playing your fool' - Fine, that person is offically OFF my Christmas Card List!!!

6. How can I make myself happiest? One Way Ticket - The Darkness
'Bought a one way ticket to hell' - Wohoo! Looks like i'm goin to hell!!

7. What should I do with my life? Rock & Roll Queen - The Subways
'Be my little rock and roll queen' - Ok, looks like i'm gunna be a cross-dressing rockstar (i hate you iTunes)

8. Why must life be so full of pain? Let's Rock - Soulchip
'Bump and groove and make your body move' - That's it, no more dancing for ME!!!

9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Doctor Pressure - Mylo vs Miami Sound Machine
'Doctor, can you give me someting to ease the pain?' - ok, drugs it is then

10. Will I ever have children? Listen To Your Heart - DHT
'Listen to your heart' - okie dokie, and its saying thump thump thump, hmmm, i'll take that as a maybe

11. Will I die happy? Gorecki - Lamb
'If i should die this very moment, i wouldn't feel' - Well thats a resounding NO!

12. Can you give me some good advice? O Yeah - End of Fashion
'I'm a raisin, she's a cow' - hmmm, your just messing with me now aren't you??

13. Do you know where your children are? I Like Big Butts - Sir Mix Alot
'I like big butts and i cannot lie' - my guess is a fetish strip club

14. What do you think happiness is? Banquet - Bloc Party
'Heaven's never enough, we will never be fooled' - someones a bit a of a pessimist

Here endth the prophecies!!!
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