Orgasm's and HollyWOOD productions
Sadly I am yet to see a
movie, ANY movie that scares me AT ALL. So far the only thing that has
come close is that movie/ documentary that i wached on the life cycles
of SeaHorses last week. Damn, those things are tough, i wouldnt want to
mess with those little guys during mating season.
I have officially decided though what makes and good scary movie good, i have realized that the people whom of which are directing and writing these movies need to be thinking in a differnt mind set, they need to be thinking like they are about to have sex, confused? Well allow me to elaborate. A good horror film should be like a womans orgasm, everyone wants to achieve that mind blowing life altering orgasm now dont they... and sadly, most women never do. Its becuase your just giving her too much, the key here to this is TEASE TEASE TEASE TEASE ! You want to give you audience just enough to really get into it so as they are just about to orgasm, just ABOUT TO FREAK AND THEN !!! nothing... So finally you save the best for last and when the ending nears you just want to FUCK YOUR AUDIENCE ( or um woman ) SO HARD THAT THEY SCREAM IN PURE DELIGHT, ECSTACY, HORROR, JOY whatever !!! The absloute ending though has to do with personal choice but you dont want you horror film to be like a one night stand do you ?? NO ! after that MIND blowing orgasm you dont want it to just abruptly END there do you ? of course not so take it slow and easy but not too long, you want give your audience just enough more that they walk away thinking, wow, holy crap what just happened ? But at the same time you want them to be fullfilled and you want them to feel like all that was worth their precious time. SEE EVERYTHING IS EASIER WHEN PUT INTO A SEX MINDSET !!
I have officially decided though what makes and good scary movie good, i have realized that the people whom of which are directing and writing these movies need to be thinking in a differnt mind set, they need to be thinking like they are about to have sex, confused? Well allow me to elaborate. A good horror film should be like a womans orgasm, everyone wants to achieve that mind blowing life altering orgasm now dont they... and sadly, most women never do. Its becuase your just giving her too much, the key here to this is TEASE TEASE TEASE TEASE ! You want to give you audience just enough to really get into it so as they are just about to orgasm, just ABOUT TO FREAK AND THEN !!! nothing... So finally you save the best for last and when the ending nears you just want to FUCK YOUR AUDIENCE ( or um woman ) SO HARD THAT THEY SCREAM IN PURE DELIGHT, ECSTACY, HORROR, JOY whatever !!! The absloute ending though has to do with personal choice but you dont want you horror film to be like a one night stand do you ?? NO ! after that MIND blowing orgasm you dont want it to just abruptly END there do you ? of course not so take it slow and easy but not too long, you want give your audience just enough more that they walk away thinking, wow, holy crap what just happened ? But at the same time you want them to be fullfilled and you want them to feel like all that was worth their precious time. SEE EVERYTHING IS EASIER WHEN PUT INTO A SEX MINDSET !!