Mar 26, 2012 19:28
Here are the potential first lines of Bill The Galactic Hero:
1. Recruiting Sergeant Markham apologised subsequently, but by then it was too late.
2. You never forget your first hyperspace coma.
3. The recruitment officer's boots were not just the shiniest boots Bill had ever seen, they were, without a doubt, the shiniest things of any sort that Bill had ever seen.
4. It is a proud and lonely thing to be a galactic hero.
5. Bill never realised that sex was the cause of it all.
Votes in by Friday the 30th if you would.
Poll Game 49, book 5
game 49