What is it Lassie? There's something in my shoe?
I was using this notebook last night... and I left it open to the page I was using, on the floor, where I was sitting.... and this morning, I found that one of my dogs took a shit right on that page. This really pissed me off. But, getting mad won't solve anything, right? So I get ready to clean up the shit... I start by picking up the notebook, but he shit rolls right off. Ok, fine, so I'll tear out a few pages and get the shit off the floor, maybe the rest of the stuff in the notebook isn't ruined. So, I grasp a page... and guess what? Somehow, my clever little pooch managed to wedge some crap right in between the pages, just where my fingers happened to go.
HOW THE FUCK DOES A DOG DO THAT???
I think it's about time for euthenasia. Sheba's had a nice long life, and Jack... well, he's not good for much. It couldn't have been misty, but I'll get her too, because I just don't like her.
HOW THE FUCK DOES A DOG DO THAT???
I think it's about time for euthenasia. Sheba's had a nice long life, and Jack... well, he's not good for much. It couldn't have been misty, but I'll get her too, because I just don't like her.