Just though you should all know... I'm coming out.... as Jesus!
I3luerfish: HOLY SHIT, I FOUND A MESSAGE FROM GOD
I3luerfish: ok, ok, look....
I3luerfish: 20, my age, right?
Wahriah: right..
I3luerfish: twentieth number in the fibonacci sequence? 6765
I3luerfish: only number that occurs in my birthdate is 5... the last number
Wahriah: Weird.
I3luerfish: so, if we look at the last numbers of each section of my birthdate... we get 1, 3, and 5
I3luerfish: oh, I'm nto done!
Wahriah: Wanna know something else weird?
Wahriah: oh sorry
I3luerfish: rememebr one three and five
I3luerfish: now... teh day of my birth, the twenty third...
I3luerfish: the twenty third number in the fibonacci sequence is 28657
I3luerfish: but... if we eliminate the first, third, and fifth digit...
I3luerfish: it's 85... the last piece of my birthdate
Wahriah: heh
I3luerfish: BAM!
Wahriah: you're sent from heaven
I3luerfish: irrefutable proof that i am the messiah
Okay, for the record... this is my birthday: 11/23/85
Now, the first two section are also the first part of the fibonacci sequence (omitting zero, which was my age at birth)
So... 85 was the odd man out... until now, when I am twenty. This wouldn't work if I were any other age! So clearly this is a very significant year... and guess what centruy this is? The 21st... in other words, the "20**" years. Now... it's currently 2005. Guess what the fifth number of the fibonacci sequence is? 5! That's right, five... the third number in the fibonacci sequence with a digit sum equal to it's index number (Fib5). and 85 is the third number in my birthday sequence, and guess what the third number is? Two. Five being the second number of the third section of my birthday, and also the sum of three and two... now let's take another look at the year. 2005. Digit sum? 7. A holy number, that's right... all kinds of sacred sevens in the bible. And can you guess what the seventh number in the fibonacci sequence is? 13. The sum of eight and five. Now, because in my lifetime we passed from the 20th century (19**) to the 21st (20**) let's evaluate the difference between the 19th and 20th number of the fibonacci sequnce... the difference? 2584. (or the eighteenth number of the fibonacci sequence...) The difference between the year 2005, and the number 2584... 579. The 579th fibonacci number? 121 digits. Or, eleven digits squared. Eleven... being the month of my birth. The digit sum? 515. The digit sum of the digit sum.. 11... being the month of my birth! So, by taking two steps, by two different paths, you reach my birthday, two thousand years afeter the first messiah's death. Coincidence? Impossible.
I3luerfish: ok, ok, look....
I3luerfish: 20, my age, right?
Wahriah: right..
I3luerfish: twentieth number in the fibonacci sequence? 6765
I3luerfish: only number that occurs in my birthdate is 5... the last number
Wahriah: Weird.
I3luerfish: so, if we look at the last numbers of each section of my birthdate... we get 1, 3, and 5
I3luerfish: oh, I'm nto done!
Wahriah: Wanna know something else weird?
Wahriah: oh sorry
I3luerfish: rememebr one three and five
I3luerfish: now... teh day of my birth, the twenty third...
I3luerfish: the twenty third number in the fibonacci sequence is 28657
I3luerfish: but... if we eliminate the first, third, and fifth digit...
I3luerfish: it's 85... the last piece of my birthdate
Wahriah: heh
I3luerfish: BAM!
Wahriah: you're sent from heaven
I3luerfish: irrefutable proof that i am the messiah
Okay, for the record... this is my birthday: 11/23/85
Now, the first two section are also the first part of the fibonacci sequence (omitting zero, which was my age at birth)
So... 85 was the odd man out... until now, when I am twenty. This wouldn't work if I were any other age! So clearly this is a very significant year... and guess what centruy this is? The 21st... in other words, the "20**" years. Now... it's currently 2005. Guess what the fifth number of the fibonacci sequence is? 5! That's right, five... the third number in the fibonacci sequence with a digit sum equal to it's index number (Fib5). and 85 is the third number in my birthday sequence, and guess what the third number is? Two. Five being the second number of the third section of my birthday, and also the sum of three and two... now let's take another look at the year. 2005. Digit sum? 7. A holy number, that's right... all kinds of sacred sevens in the bible. And can you guess what the seventh number in the fibonacci sequence is? 13. The sum of eight and five. Now, because in my lifetime we passed from the 20th century (19**) to the 21st (20**) let's evaluate the difference between the 19th and 20th number of the fibonacci sequnce... the difference? 2584. (or the eighteenth number of the fibonacci sequence...) The difference between the year 2005, and the number 2584... 579. The 579th fibonacci number? 121 digits. Or, eleven digits squared. Eleven... being the month of my birth. The digit sum? 515. The digit sum of the digit sum.. 11... being the month of my birth! So, by taking two steps, by two different paths, you reach my birthday, two thousand years afeter the first messiah's death. Coincidence? Impossible.