SURVIVOR FAVORITES: Ranking the Survivor Winners
The seasons I have seen are:
Borneo, Africa, Pearl Islands, All Stars, Cook Islands, Vanuatu, China, Gabon, Tocantins, Samoa, Heroes Vs. Villains, & Nicaragua.
Those are the winners I will be ranking. I will update this list every time I finish a season.
The way I've chosen to rank the winners varies from season to season. Sometimes, as in Samoa, Nicaragua, & Heroes Vs. Villains, I rank them against the other finalists. Sometimes, as in Gabon or Africa, I rank them against who I deemed a more worthy winner, regardless of how far my winner actually made it. Sometimes, when it really didn't matter to me who won the season at the end, like in All-Stars, they get the middle spot.
Spoilers are inevitible.
12. Natalie White - Survivor: Samoa (Season 19) | My Winner: Russell Hantz (finished 2nd)
It was a tough competition between my bottom 2 winners. It just came down to who least deserved it less. There are so many reasons Natalie didn't deserve to win. Where do we start?
She was TERRIBLE in challenges. I am a big believer in strong players deserving to win. Furthermore, Natalie didn't win because the jury wanted her to-- they just wanted Russell to lose (and, honestly, who would vote for Mick?) People harp on and on about Natalie's good social game which is clearly bullshit because members of Galu have said that they knew Russell better than they knew Natalie, and some even liked him better. You know, until he was strategic and blindsided them. And in Samoa, being blindsided is synonymous with getting a huge stick shoved up your ass, because that was the most bitter and butthurt jury I have ever seen.
I'm also sick of hearing people say Erik's blindside was all Natalie's doing. It WASN'T. She helped but it was Jaison's idea. Yes, she convinced the women to do it. But if Russell had voted her out soon after that, he still would have made it to the end. She wouldn't've made it without him.
Her statements at the jury that helped her win were the same ones that helped Stephen from Tocantins lose. In Samoa people were retarded and thought it was so amazing how much she grew, thought she was so brave and tried so hard. Fuck you, it's Survivor. It's outwit, outplay, outlast. I know it's cliche to say that about this show but that's what it is. She couldn't outwit anybody on that entire season except maybe Ashley. She didn't outplay anyone. She embodies everything that peeves me about useless people in the finals; she's essentially a hot Lillian Morris to me.
