Remember that time we went down to Mexico? You got trashed on tequila and jaegermeister. During the donkey show, you got pissed off and shouted "What's that donkey got that I ain't got?", and that you were going to charge up to the stage and deep-throat the donkey to try to impress the chick. It took 4 people to hold you back. I had to fill a bag full of pesos and knock you unconscious with it so that I could drag you out of the bar before someone called the police.
You had no recollection of any of this by the next morning when you woke up, of course.
Remember that time we went to DisneyWorld and you wanted to go on the It's A Small World right? We got stuck on that ride and you came out of there with this creepy tick in your face and you wouldn't. stop. singing.
Do you remember that time we did all those drugs while we were watching Witness and you decided you wanted to be Amish? I'm pretty sure in retrospect that mixing acid, shrooms, meth, Ecstasy, AND roofies all at the same time was not the best idea for you, because in the two days it took you to come down you busted out all the light bulbs in the house, burned all the zippered pants you owned, put a truck for sale ad in the paper and bought a horse and buggy. And don't get me started on how sick I got of hearing "thee" this and "thine" that. still, i did feel kinda sorry for you once you realized that not only did you buy a horse, you'd been stabling it in the den. Oh well, you needed new carpet anyway.
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You had no recollection of any of this by the next morning when you woke up, of course.
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Yeah - we don't go on that ride. Ever. :)
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